Waarlowe's definitions

rearrange

The act of an individual with male genitalia reaching into his (or her) drawls to physically move his (or her) dick and ballsack around in an effort to optimize comfort—usually whilst sitting down, and often performed in public.

Seated at the picnic table across from Aunt Phoebe, I found that my thighs were squishing my junk and I was kind of sitting on top of my Schwetty balls, so I had to rearrange.

by Waarlowe January 6, 2021

tizz

Minuscule flecks of vomit that spatter beyond the targeted barf zone.

“Jimmy, I’m afraid you have some tizz on your jacket from when Phat Kid ralphed on the bar.”

by Waarlowe January 29, 2021

honky dip

honky dip (n.): a standard component of white people's smorgasbords on the dining room table whilst hosting social gatherings; aka, hummus

Brent: “Dude, you used a pretzel stick to draw a penis in the roasted red pepper honky dip.”
Chris: “I did.”

by Waarlowe August 10, 2023

vizzies

n. (always plural) :: boogers inside one's nose that are visible to others; bats in the cave

“Oh shit. Shirah is coming over this way. Do I have any vizzies?” asked Tommy.
“No, you’re good,” said Chris, lying to him.

by Waarlowe January 29, 2021

perimiturd

perimiturd: (noun) :: c. 2022, New Knowltonese A dog turd lying beneath any structure, especially one with a continuous physical border (a perimeter). E.g., a building, fence, fire hydrant, park bench, etc.

Shitstix! Samus tugged her leash, threw me off balance, and I fell back against a telephone pole and landed in a perimiturd.

by Waarlowe March 24, 2022