WEBSTER's definitions

big flop

A very small penis. Under 3 inches. See wretchy.

I pull down my big flop. (small dick)

by Webster August 13, 2003

recycle

lose a ho
gain a ho

I just couldn't take it anymore, time to recycle her ass!

by webster November 25, 2004

coot coot

A small flightless bird indigenous to North America. Genus specie - cootia cootius

eg 1: Every weekend I try to catch coot coot.
eg 2: Stuff my pet coot coot with a kielbasa thanks and regards.

by Webster February 3, 2005

escared

When something on your computer or electronic has scared you shitless.

"Damn yo, that email escared the shit outta me!"

"You see that movie Virus? Yo, the robot at the end was escary!"

by Webster March 31, 2003

lip liner

n. (lip lI'-ner) - for women, a frontal wedgie caused by the natural rise and snuggling of a string thong between the vulvae

(as opposed to a camel toe caused by outer wear ride ups)

v. - to give a female a lip liner

Ex 1: When Jess got a call, momentarily distracting her, Eric ran up and gave her a lip liner.

Ex 2: Spinning gives me lip liners... bad!

by Webster April 5, 2005

gold digger

When your girl or wife spends the money you make and saves all of hers for herself.

What is your is ours and what is mine is mine.

You make $1000 the bills are $1000 and your whole check is spent on the bills. She makes $300 and she keeps $300 to spend how she wants too.

by Webster June 10, 2003

TMD (Tucker Max Drunk)

The highest attainable level of drunkenness. Created by Tucker Max, a young man whose personal drinking stories have become an internet phenomenon.

After 18 shots of Jagermeister in less than two hours, I was beyond drunk; I was Tucker Max Drunk.

by Webster April 18, 2004