WEBSTER's definitions

God

Of the most common traits:

1) An Uncaused Cause, a.k.a. First Cause
2) An unmoved Mover
3) A necessarily existent being
4) That than which a greater cannot be thought
5) That which if it did not exist, nothing else could exist

God is an uncaused Cause for the existence of the Universe.

If God did not exist, nothing else could exist.

by Webster November 2, 2004

Dark Deception

Supreme being in which has reflexs faster then anything in this world. Uses the skill of trickery to fool those who oppose him, and figures out complicated computer errors mentally with in nanoseconds.

Nancy: Hey DD whats 3995 in binary?
Dark Deception: 1111 1001 1011
Nancy: Ok, thanks...

Medal of Honor:
BoX was sniped by Dark Deception in the head.
BoX was sniped by Dark Deception in the head.
BoX was sniped by Dark Deception in the head.
BoX was sniped by Dark Deception in the head.
BoX: HACKER!!! STOP OWNING ME!!
Box has left the battle.

by Webster September 6, 2003

Psychotron

A Psychotic robot built for war. The key to battle ready troops and a sure victory.

by Webster June 23, 2006

sewer trout

A piece of feces. (Swims down a sewer channel as would a trout in a river.)

We saw plenty of sewer trout at the wastewater treatment facility this morning.

by Webster April 20, 2004

Crapper

Latin crappus - to study, or to drop

a. Place or room in which one or many written text (i.e. Jugs, Playboy, Maxim, Sports Illustrated, Autoweek, etc.) are tediously studied by men

b. Place or room where sturdy brown logs are dropped in a porcelain container

c. A bad turn; something that has taken a turn for the worse

a. Alright! I think I'm going to read this in the crapper

b. Damn! I gotta drop a log! I'm going to the crapper.

c. Wow! This place has gone to the crapper!

by Webster June 9, 2004

pollar

n. 1. pollar = popped + collar
2. white boys who pop their collars and think it's cool

Hey man, do you want to hit up Faneuil Hall tonight? Nah, let's go somewhere else, there are too many pollars there.

by Webster October 26, 2006

Respect

To love.

Mr. K respects beer. He loves it a lot.

by Webster May 1, 2004