WASOC master's definitions

bonklink

A colloquial term used to define all adult activity meeting apps

Feeling like some loving, might have to try my luck on bonklink

by WASOC master August 31, 2021

HLB

He Likes Beef. An acronym used to explain why someone is not vegan.

Has Ben been heavily influenced after watching Game Changers on Netflix?
No way HLB!

by WASOC master May 27, 2022

HLB

Had Lotsa Beers

"How are you feeling Matt?"
"Pretty bad, I think I had some dodgy chicken wings, but I also HLB"

by WASOC master May 26, 2022

Strava Schlonging

Using the GPS workout tracking in your Strava app to create huge dick and ball workouts on the map

I could of just gone for a run, but no, I decided to go Strava Schlonging. I may have pulled a muscle.

by WASOC master September 2, 2021

HLB

Heaps Lucky Bloke (mainly used in a sarcastic context)

"So James lives with his wife and four daughters?"
"Yep, he's a HLB"

by WASOC master May 27, 2022

Strava art

Using the Strava app GPS workout tracking to create artistic pictures on a map.

My workout is an amazing piece of Strava Art

by WASOC master September 2, 2021

bonklink

A popular Illawarra version of online "hookup" apps like tinder or grindr.

Cindy asked "what is bonklink?"
Ben replied "it's where two consenting adults can organise a meet up for some special time together"

by WASOC master August 31, 2021