Vulch5's definitions

Clam baking

Smoking weed out of a hot, moist vagina.

Dood, you up for some clam baking tonight? Lisa and Lesley are coming over.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Pigeon Basher

A person who walks the streets of Chicago wielding a baseball bat and crushing pigeons out of the air as they flee in fear. Often confused with "pigeon putters" who are often seen following closely behind pigeon bashers and hitting the stupid fucking pigeons' severed heads down the street with a golf club.

Man, I wish the city would hire some more pigeon bashers to sweep the streets clean of these flying rats.

by Vulch5 October 28, 2015

Prince Edward

When a spouse takes his partner on a ferriswheel, leans in for a kiss when they get to the top, and punches her in the face as soon as she closes her eyes to receive the nonexistent kiss.

My wife cheated on me with my brother, so I gave that bitch the ol' Prince Edward . The best part is, she'll never ask me to ride on a stupid fucking ferriswheel ever again.

by Vulch5 October 28, 2015

Swamp donkey

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.

Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Grave robber

Someone who steals everyone's sadness and then buries it in their grandmother's grave.

It was a grave situation, so I grave robbed everyone's sadness and buried it in my grandmother's coffin. That rotting wench can deal with it now.

Grave robber.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

Californian birder

The act of fornication in which a standing male is mating with a female lying face down on a bed. The male puts his hands to his eyes to form binoculars while the female makes annoying bird sounds. When the male is about to climax, he pulls a shotgun from underneath the bed, unbenounced to the female, and fires it into the air as he ejaculates. If done correctly, the female will involuntary deficate all over the bed.

I tricked my girlfriend into making bird sounds while I fucked her from behind. It was so annoying I decided the Californian Birder was the only solution. Though she screamed when I fired the shotgun, she didn't deficate. I'll get her next time.

by Vulch5 October 28, 2015

Mexican bratwurst

The condition arising from doggy style sex with a Hispanic girl during which the sweat drips off her asscrack onto a man's dong, thus making his dick smell like absolute shit.

She was a fun fuck, but she totally gave me a Mexican Bratwurst. I made that bitch lick it clean afterwards. Hold the relish.

by Vulch5 October 29, 2015