Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Vulch5

Swamp donkey

An impeccably ugly skinny girl missing at least one tooth, whose vagina smells like a Mexican fish market.

Amy is a total swamp donkey dude...what the fuck are you doing sleeping with her?

Swamp donkey by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

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The act of scavenging crumbs off the floor of a Hilton Hotel lounge because you couldnt afford breakfast.

Ever heard of a complimentory breakfast Paris? Fucking skank bitch.

Scrounging. Breakfast of champions.

Scrounging by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

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A person who hogs all the shit. (Also known as a poop glutton)

Dood, quit being a hogshit. Spit some of that shit into my mouth you greedy asshole.

Hogshit by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

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Dood, you up for some clam baking tonight? Lisa and Lesley are coming over.

Clam baking by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

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A person who dons a spacesuit and swims through the river of sewage underneath the streets New York City.

My wife and I are total sewernauts.

Sewernaut by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

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The act of wrapping a small turd in a Hersey's kiss wrapper and presenting it to your girlfriend.

Oh honey, I love chocolate! Thanks for the Hershykiss!

Hershykiss by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

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The act of breaking a crow's wings and one of its legs and solemnly watching as it attempts to crawl away.

Dood, you're such a crowler! Wanna go ravening?

Crowler by Vulch5 October 29, 2015

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