Vortex's definitions

g-phatpipe

A person with a gluttonous amount of available internet bandwidth. Ususally this person uses about 1/100th of their connect.

that dude is pinging 10 to the server, must be a g-phatpipe

by vortex June 10, 2003

unicycle

A humain propelled vehicle with one wheel. Usually, unicycles have pedals, cranks, and seats derived from regular two-wheeled bicycles. Having been around for years as props for entertainers, they are comming back now as a proper form of transportation and recreation. Popular with people with certain mental conditions. Usually refered to as a "Uni". (also see Muni, Coker} and Trials Uni.

That crazy bastard is going down the mountain with his unicycle!

I'm going to unicycle to the store for more beer.

by Vortex April 27, 2003

armed

"I got armed" | "Don't arm me" | "Doh! I got armed"
To be left hanging in the middle of a conversation on IRC

Armegeden, one of our clan members will pm you in irc and then never asnwer back and you ask him whats up. Or, he''ll just disappear in the middle of a conversation.

by vortex May 29, 2003

Trials Uni

A unicycle which is used for hopping, jumping, or riding over various obstacles. Usually has a smaller wheel then a normal unicycle, and stronger components to take extra punishement. In use, the rider hops the trials unicycle over rocks, barriers, curbs, ramps, or wooden pallets. Might also be referred to as a Tuni, but the name has never become popular.

I took my trials uni downtown and had some fun.

by Vortex April 27, 2003

homiewhore

a person with way too many net-buddies. Usually has no life outside of AIM, MSN or IRC - typically fat.

that dude gets 500 aim's a day, what a homiewhore

by vortex June 10, 2003

gi

Good Idea

another way to lazify the english language

by vortex June 10, 2003

Doing a Simpkin

When you tell a really shit joke, do a stupid dance, or just be a general twat, then your doing a Simpkin

Oh God, Dave's doing a Simpkin on us.

by Vortex April 3, 2004