by not a wooman October 31, 2020
a relatively stupid, money grubbing creature that can't make her own money because she's either too fat, too lazy or too stupid | most women are wooman's
by vortex June 10, 2003
1. A guy who is able to seek the attention and love of women.
2. A Chinese guy with the last name Woo.
3. A guy with the last name Woo who acts like a woman.
2. A Chinese guy with the last name Woo.
3. A guy with the last name Woo who acts like a woman.
1. Man, that Mike really has a way with the ladies. He is such a wooman!!
2. Brian: Hey where's Wooman at?
Mike: How come you keep calling me that?
Brian: Cuz your last name is Woo and you're the man!!! WOOMAN!!
3. Brian: That Tom Woo is such a girl!! He might as well be a one! What a WOOMAN!!
2. Brian: Hey where's Wooman at?
Mike: How come you keep calling me that?
Brian: Cuz your last name is Woo and you're the man!!! WOOMAN!!
3. Brian: That Tom Woo is such a girl!! He might as well be a one! What a WOOMAN!!
by Jenn K October 16, 2007
Noun: woo-man
1. A Mommy who knows more about vaccinations than her paediatrician
2. An Earth Mother who can fix everything from a cracked nail or Ebola with essential oils and herbs
3. A female practitioner of the natural arts or an abhorrent professional who engages with conspiracy theories and uses convincing but distorted statistics, assertions and logical fallacies to convince other woo-men to buy their book, products or video.
1. A Mommy who knows more about vaccinations than her paediatrician
2. An Earth Mother who can fix everything from a cracked nail or Ebola with essential oils and herbs
3. A female practitioner of the natural arts or an abhorrent professional who engages with conspiracy theories and uses convincing but distorted statistics, assertions and logical fallacies to convince other woo-men to buy their book, products or video.
The wooman explained to the other Mommies on Facebook that coffee enemas will cure measles and vaxxed should receive an academy award.
by DeeMM October 28, 2018
Jen: Hey man, is he speaking Chinese? His last name is chang, isn't it?
Brian: Indeed, he's speaking Chinese, but his last name isn't chang, it's woo - he's a wooman.
Brian: Indeed, he's speaking Chinese, but his last name isn't chang, it's woo - he's a wooman.
by Brian W 22 October 16, 2007
A man who carries within him the codes of the womb.
Not necessarily female, not trans, not performative--
but initiated by feeling,
loyalty to what stirs beneath logic,
fluent in the unseen.
He may weep without apology.
He may guide without domination.
He may nurture, not as mother or father,
but as a vessel.
A wooman is not soft by default,
but sensitively calibrated--
tuned like an animal who survived by listening,
not barking.
He speaks spirally.
He heals with silence.
He remembers things others never noticed.
He guards thresholds no one else is watching.
You could use "wooman" to describe:
--A man raised among women who absorbed that language of care
--A queer or gay man who integrates his own sacred femininity
--A masculine figure who rejects conquest as a value
--Someone biologically male who embodies emotional maturity and sensory awareness
Not necessarily female, not trans, not performative--
but initiated by feeling,
loyalty to what stirs beneath logic,
fluent in the unseen.
He may weep without apology.
He may guide without domination.
He may nurture, not as mother or father,
but as a vessel.
A wooman is not soft by default,
but sensitively calibrated--
tuned like an animal who survived by listening,
not barking.
He speaks spirally.
He heals with silence.
He remembers things others never noticed.
He guards thresholds no one else is watching.
You could use "wooman" to describe:
--A man raised among women who absorbed that language of care
--A queer or gay man who integrates his own sacred femininity
--A masculine figure who rejects conquest as a value
--Someone biologically male who embodies emotional maturity and sensory awareness
He may look like your average man but he's a wooman through and through--he leads with instinct, listens with his whole body and carries stories like children on his back.
You ever meet a man so tender, so rooted, you just know he's a wooman?
Most of them are men playing men. He's a wooman--watch how he holds the room without taking it.
The dragon isn't male or female--it's a wooman thing: fierce, fertile guarding the sacred.
My ex was all ego. My current partner? A wooman--cooks like a priestess, kisses like dusk.
You ever meet a man so tender, so rooted, you just know he's a wooman?
Most of them are men playing men. He's a wooman--watch how he holds the room without taking it.
The dragon isn't male or female--it's a wooman thing: fierce, fertile guarding the sacred.
My ex was all ego. My current partner? A wooman--cooks like a priestess, kisses like dusk.
by Lucien A. Gray May 14, 2025