Definitions by VollDasBrainEyy

Puppy Dog Etiquette 

Social obligation to notify others when a good boy is in the near vicinity

Yo look at this good boy :)
Woah, dude! why didn't you tell me you saw a dog recently?

Was I supposed to?
Yeah bro, dont you know about the Puppy Dog Etiquette?
The What?
THE PDE, Puppy Dog Etiquette!

Puppy Dog Etiquette by VollDasBrainEyy March 14, 2019

get quit 

When you work for a job you hate that still does drug testing and you smoke weed just hoping they'll catch you and fire you.

You can't smoke! What about your job?
Oh no worries, I'm hoping to get quit.

get quit by VollDasBrainEyy March 14, 2019

To get tossed

To have sex

Bro I can't wait to get tossed this weekend!

To get tossed by VollDasBrainEyy February 18, 2019

SmaSh 

A funnier and better way to write smash

Wan 2 smaSh?

SmaSh by VollDasBrainEyy February 18, 2019

deep-dish-diving 

When the food is so good you have to scrape out the very bottom of your plate. Especially used with amazing pho/ soup

Damn son, deep-dish-diving huh?
Yeah dude this pho is pho-king amazing!

deep-dish-diving by VollDasBrainEyy February 18, 2019

A lottle

Like a little... but the opposite.

You hungry?

A lottle!

A lottle by VollDasBrainEyy February 18, 2019

Shituation 

When you're in a situation that is really shitty.

You seem stressed dude, what's up?

Oh, yeah dude I'm in kind of a shituation right now.

Shituation by VollDasBrainEyy January 11, 2019