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used condom

"I put on a used condom last night some other guy left at her house."
"What was the point of doing that?"
"There was no point. I just didn't want to rawdog it."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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used tampon

any penis that won't wait and organize the man's spiritual, personal, and legal affairs first before it had sex with anyone
Man 1: "Man, you look like a used tampon."

Man 2, smiling: "I know."
by Vita Smart July 17, 2022
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doing your mom

any and every person on earth who does anything that looks, feels, or sounds just like your mother does it
"I was just doing your mom"
"Damn baby, that's sexy. Could you go do that over there, please?"
"Sure babe, thanks!"
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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moab

the man who is the product of incest between Lot and his firstborn daughter according to Genesis 19:31 - 37.

the kids and the descendants of the man who is a product of Lot having sex with his biological daughter.

modern-day so-called chinese people, so-called asian people, so-called asians, so-called orientals, moabites with the hooded eyelids who eat live octupus, jiggly cakes, and who say pork tastes sweet, sweeter than all the other meats.

a dunghill.

a washpot.

heathens.

going extinct.

for the streets.

a people group who are not eligible to marry any Israelite persons according to the laws, statutes, and commandments of the GOD from the Bible with whom the Israelites have a covenant. No other agreement can trump that agreement.
I went to a restaurant run by moab. I ordered sweet and sour chicken with an egg roll.
by Vita Smart July 15, 2022
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poseidon

catholic, pagan, fake faleshood holding a pitchform which is supposed to be the ruler of water, earthquakes, and horses but it's not because it's actually a made-up story that was invented in grease, it's just hair grease, no not really, it came from the country they call greece, its called greek
"You're giving me poseidon right now. Lots of poseidon."
"Well that's mighty catholic of me."
"It fits you."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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white girl

a loose cigarette, also called a loosie, also spelled loosey, also called lucy

something strange for some change

it's hot
"I bought a white girl for $0.35 up at the gas station. I can't tell nobody cuz my habibi might get caught and then he can't sell me no more loosies. It's like I'm burning up all my little money."
by Vita Smart July 27, 2022
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ran

this is a situation that happens when a female gets gangbanged by multiple males at a time on the same night during the same sexual encounter with full transparency, no surprises, planned or not planned (it can be spontaneous or in the moment)

1. two or more males who have sex with

2. the same female

3. at the same time

4. on the same day/night/date
5. and as a group

the males may also stand in line to wait their turn but in order to qualify it must all happen in the same night, during the same encounter, and all of the parties know that they are all sharing the same female at the same time, not individually or as a separate encounter, and they all agree to do it in that way

the act may be planned or not planned (spontaneous)

1. no sneaking, no surprises
2. full transparency
2.they all planned it together or they all know
3. everyone is in agreement with the act
4. and they all know full well what is going on there

the males usually do not have sex or sexual contact with each other when they ran a female

"getting ran," "getting ran up"
"I enjoy getting ran by skylar and his friends"
"dude! are you gonna be done soon?"
by Vita Smart November 28, 2022
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