Vita Smart's definitions

cardholder

someone who has a card in their hand

"At the moment she is a cardholder. The card says democrat."

by Vita Smart July 19, 2022

ida slapter

a white man who has no idea who just did that to him

Man 1: "Ida slapter except I didn't know who she is and I'm still trying to find her azz."
Man 2: "Well honey, you actually don't like her enough to slap her, so why don't you just slap me?"
Man 1: "I'd love to!"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

slavery

a 400-year-long, generational BDSM sex game that white people didn't ever think that Black people would figure it out that they were playing BDSM with them the entire time.

"Me and my husband played slavery last night. I am the master's wife and my husband played like he's my farmhand. We snuck out together and his master found us right when we were about to have sex. Then the white master, my savior, hanged my husband by his neck until my negro husband died with a massive hardon. After that, me and me and my husband's white master had sex under my black husband's dead body. My white ass came like a hundred times. It was HOT. Next we're going to bury my black husband and I'm going to marry my hero white man next week. This is great! I want to play slavery all of the time! I'm winning!"

by Vita Smart July 27, 2022

Becky

A Black woman or a Black girl who loves Black men and she hates white men. She hates white women and white girls, too. She never hated Black men.

"There's different kinds of becky. Some becky talk like a white girl and other becky talk like a black woman. Some becky live in the hood and other becky is suburban. Some becky hard working and other becky lazy af. It's all becky to me."

by Vita Smart July 15, 2022

heifer

the pagan diety and falsehood also known as baal

"Everyone knows Catherine has always been a great, big heifer! Aha!"

by Vita Smart July 18, 2022

used tampon

a man of ill-repute

"Women regularly use him for sex. It's as if they're passing around a used tampon. I can't understand it."

by Vita Smart July 17, 2022

white boy

infants
primates
monkeys
little monkeys
cheeky monkeys
the monkeys, literally

"The white boy bangs his head on the concrete until he fractures his scull and puts himself in a coma. No one could stop him, he's unreasonable. There's no talking to him."

by Vita Smart August 14, 2022