bbaib

In internet chatting, stands for "be back after i bowl". See also bowling a strike.
Gchatter 1: bbaib
Gchatter 2: best of luck, pal.
by Viktor II August 27, 2007
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assmunch

a purveyor of unacceptably annoying acts, usually due to sheer incompetence rather than maliciousness; one who is irritating, frustrating, dweebtastic, or otherwise mock-worthy.
it took the guy at the sandwich shop 20 minutes to make my sandwich- what an assmunch. it still tasted good though, but c'mon, 20 minutes? fuck that.
by Viktor II August 28, 2007
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emoticombo

In internet chatting, when you use two (or more) emoticons to express a more complicated emotion for which there is no pre-established emoticon this is an emoticombo. They are subjective (no actual right or wrong) and are all in the eye of the composer and recipient.
:'( :) = i miss you

:-o :-/ x-( = why the hell did you tell me that, you're my sister

B-) :D = i'm so awesome and smug about my awesomeness

:-| :-( x-( :-( :-| = i'm tired and don't want to be at work

(just some of the endless possibilities for emoticombos - also, they look weird in italics)

Note: these examples were designed specifically for Gchatters.
by Viktor II August 27, 2007
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bowl a strike

after i bowl a strike, i feel as light as air, and i know the rest of the day is going to be a-okay.
by Viktor II August 27, 2007
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Gchatter

One who uses Gmail's in-browser chat program frequently. A Gchatter is likely to be up there on your friend's list with the green ready-to-chat light all day long. Sometimes you wonder if this person does any work at all - but then you see the light turn yellow. But maybe they're just off bowling a strike.
are you a Gchatter? we should kill time together at work gchatting about nothing!
by Viktor II August 26, 2007
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Lamey McLamester

A truly lame person; one who makes a typical lamey seem cool in comparison. Unlike a lamey, a Lamey McLamester does detract from his or her surroundings considerable. You are not cool if you say hi to or acknowledging knowing a Lamey McLamester; his/her sheer presence in your awareness negatively impacts your coolness.
Cool guy: kill me now, i can't believe what a lamey mclamester my sister's boyfriend is, now my whole family's reputation has been tainted and christmas is gonna suck.
Lamey McLamester: hey hey hey, bro. BRO! can i call you bro? i'm going to anyway!
by Viktor II August 28, 2007
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Curse of Ronan Tynan

The Curse of Ronan Tynan refers to the coincidence that the the New York Yankees have not won the World Series since they began regularly hiring Tynan to perform God Bless America after the terrorist attacks of 9/11. Legend has it that the Curse curses the team for bringing religion into baseball and exploiting the nation's tragedy to promote the baseball team. Apparently, the Yankees organization has been punished by supernatural forces that have prevented a World Series Championship to return to New York until the organization separates, again, religion from baseball, terrorist attacks from a sporting franchise. Since the Curse of the Bambino fell in 2004, this curse is the most widely accepted baseball curse outside the Curse of the Billy Goat which supposedly curses the Chicago Cubs.
a-rod sucks! he's only contributing to the Curse of Ronan Tynan.
by Viktor II October 24, 2007
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