To take a shit. See also Bowling a Strike. In general, after Bowling, it is proper to report to your friends how it went using a scale of 0-10, with one decimal spot.
Person 1: what's up?
Person 2: just bowled.
Person 1: yeah? nice! and?
Person 2: 8.3.
Person 1: fuck yeah, man!
Person 2: thanks.
Gchatter 1: gotta bowl.
Gchatter 2: me too.
Gchatter 1: may you bowl a perfect 10.
Gchatter 2: you too!
Person 2: just bowled.
Person 1: yeah? nice! and?
Person 2: 8.3.
Person 1: fuck yeah, man!
Person 2: thanks.
Gchatter 1: gotta bowl.
Gchatter 2: me too.
Gchatter 1: may you bowl a perfect 10.
Gchatter 2: you too!
by Viktor II August 22, 2007
A person whose worth is debatable; they do not detract, per say, from the world's average awesomeness, but they definitely do not contribute. A lamey is known to say boring things- again, not malicious or stupid, but certainly not beneficial or insightful. A lamey is regarded as filler, a space consumer, and should generally be avoided if you wish to have an interesting time. See also: Lamey McLamester.
by Viktor II August 23, 2007
1. (verb) To play excessively uninteresting and self-indulgent guitar solos, usually live on stage, and usually to the collective eye-roll of all in attendance except those who actually fall for wankery.
2. (noun) The offending guitarist.
2. (noun) The offending guitarist.
Music Lover 1: oh man this guitarist sucks! he's just wanking up there. don't the other guys in the band care that he totally fucking sucks?
Music Lover 2: no idea, man, i have no idea how this gets on stage. what a frickin wank that guy is.
Music Lover 2: no idea, man, i have no idea how this gets on stage. what a frickin wank that guy is.
by Viktor II August 22, 2007
Behavior that would not be tolerated by other professional baseball players but is in Manny Ramirez (Boston Red Sox left fielder) due to the goofy grin, pistol-fist points back to the dugout, and tossing of his unkempt dread-locked hair is referred to as Manny being Manny. Red Sox fans, at least the ones who know that baseball is entertainment and not a way of life, appreciate these moments because who doesn't like hilarity?
Manny puts a friend's grill for auction on eBay saying it is his own: Manny being Manny.
Manny says he is arriving late for Spring Training 2007 but actually is scheduled to appear at a classic car auction in Atlantic City: Manny being Manny.
Manny keeps requesting to be traded, then isn't, and then professes his love for Boston and that he never wants to leave: Manny being Manny.
July 18 2005 Manny uses a Green Monster pisser during the opposing team's coaching visit to the mound: Manny being Manny.
Whenever Manny looks like he's not paying attention in the outfield or fails to run out a ground ball: Manny being Manny.
Manny says he is arriving late for Spring Training 2007 but actually is scheduled to appear at a classic car auction in Atlantic City: Manny being Manny.
Manny keeps requesting to be traded, then isn't, and then professes his love for Boston and that he never wants to leave: Manny being Manny.
July 18 2005 Manny uses a Green Monster pisser during the opposing team's coaching visit to the mound: Manny being Manny.
Whenever Manny looks like he's not paying attention in the outfield or fails to run out a ground ball: Manny being Manny.
by Viktor II August 22, 2007
A game friends play behind an unknowing woman's back.
How to play:
Both men seduce the same woman within a relatively short time frame (preferably not on the same night - no one likes sloppy seconds). The act of copulation is performed by each man, with ejaculation occurring within the lucky woman's vagina. 9 months later, the friends determine who the baby looks like. Winner gets 18 years of financial and emotional distress.
How to play:
Both men seduce the same woman within a relatively short time frame (preferably not on the same night - no one likes sloppy seconds). The act of copulation is performed by each man, with ejaculation occurring within the lucky woman's vagina. 9 months later, the friends determine who the baby looks like. Winner gets 18 years of financial and emotional distress.
Buddy 1: that girl is hot, and sources tell me she's good to go.
Buddy 2: wanna play Who Does It Look Like?
Buddy 1: you know i do!
Buddy 2: I hope it looks like you.
Buddy 2: wanna play Who Does It Look Like?
Buddy 1: you know i do!
Buddy 2: I hope it looks like you.
by Viktor II August 22, 2007
In internet chatting, when you use two (or more) emoticons to express a more complicated emotion for which there is no pre-established emoticon this is an emoticombo. They are subjective (no actual right or wrong) and are all in the eye of the composer and recipient.
:'( :) = i miss you
:-o :-/ x-( = why the hell did you tell me that, you're my sister
B-) :D = i'm so awesome and smug about my awesomeness
:-| :-( x-( :-( :-| = i'm tired and don't want to be at work
(just some of the endless possibilities for emoticombos - also, they look weird in italics)
Note: these examples were designed specifically for Gchatters.
:-o :-/ x-( = why the hell did you tell me that, you're my sister
B-) :D = i'm so awesome and smug about my awesomeness
:-| :-( x-( :-( :-| = i'm tired and don't want to be at work
(just some of the endless possibilities for emoticombos - also, they look weird in italics)
Note: these examples were designed specifically for Gchatters.
by Viktor II August 22, 2007
To take a shit the day after you have consumed an unhealthy about of chicken wings and beer the night before during Wing Night. Usually said shit is of the hot red variety, and leads to a very uncomfortable anal region.
Wing Eater 1: i have yet to de-wing; i'm worried.
Wing Eater 2: i de-winged an hour ago and i still can't sit down.
Wing Eater 1: jeez, yeah, what an awesome wing night!
Wing Eater 2: i de-winged an hour ago and i still can't sit down.
Wing Eater 1: jeez, yeah, what an awesome wing night!
by Viktor II August 22, 2007