Vertigo 's definitions

Twitterbang

–verb (used with object)
1. To pursue a flirtatious, almost coital relationship online through Twitter.
2. To simulate sex through 140 character strings or less, posted on Twitter. An evolution of cybersex or phone sex

What started innocuously as a girl following the tweets of an indie rock icon became a furious, wanton twitterbanging.

by vertigo April 22, 2009

fanny pack

v.
1. To penetrate someone from behind doggy style

2. To penetrate someone anally backdoor

I could tell Jon's mom knew no boundaries because getting fanny packed was just the opening volley in a night of depravity.

by vertigo August 6, 2008

meeple

A cutesy, girlish-sounding word taken from the German game Carcassonne, this word has been adapted to have many meanings, such as "That sucks" or "Oh crap." It can also be a verbal expression of a sigh or puppy-dog face. Whatever the usage, the word is usually expressing sadness or disappointment.

Professor: "The two papers will be due tomorrow. Sorry about the short notice."
Student: "Meeple."

Guy: "I'm working through some serious health issues right now."
Girl: "Meeple... I hope things go okay."

by Vertigo September 18, 2002

sweetness

A noun a level up from "sweet." Best used in a short sentence or as a sentence by itself.

That new game is all sweetness.

by Vertigo September 2, 2002

big pimpin

wicked cool.

The new graphics are big pimpin.
Really? Big pimpin, yo.

by Vertigo September 2, 2002

hornblower

person who masturbates frequently.

Joe's a pr0n fiend and a hornblower.

by Vertigo January 8, 2004

anorexalicious

When a girl looks really hott in a manner that can only be attained by being unhealthily underweight.

Man, Mary Kate is sooooo anorexalicious. Not like that tubby Ashley

by vertigo December 29, 2004