Vertigo 's definitions

bejamble

verb - To elude someone. Mainly used in reference to a thought that has been lost due to marijuana intoxication. Where it feels like the thought is just beyond one's grasp. Quite often the particular idea seems of infinite importance or profundity, just to turn out to be inane. Pronounced with a southern accent.

"what were we just talking about?"
"Well I was saying that if the universe... ummm... If the.... Hold on.. I got it.. If the Universe were like... I had it but it keeps bejamblin me."

by vertigo January 9, 2005

quarky

a weird nerd

That computer science guy with the horn-rimmed glasses and porn fetish sure is quarky.

by Vertigo January 14, 2003

knappster

A dedicated software/music/movie pirate.

You need at least 150 gigs of pirated crap to be called a knappster these days.

by Vertigo January 8, 2004

spiffirific

A combination of spiffy and terrific. It is best used in short sentences or as a sentence unto itself.

That plan is spiffirific.

by Vertigo September 2, 2002

pizowned

Pizowned: (v) 1. To be beaten to the worst degree possible
2. To spill pizza on oneself

Is that pizza sauce on your shirt? Cuz you just got PIZOWNED!

by Vertigo May 23, 2004

awesome possum

A phrase equivalent to "spiffy" or "neat." It is best used as a sentence by itself or with "yo" immediately following.

Awesome possum, yo!

by Vertigo September 2, 2002

turkish holiday

(noun) The act of having gay sex on a couch, or while couch surfing. Alternatively many believe this is derived from having gay sex on an ottoman, as that would facilitate the act.

After meeting at a bar, Adam and Steve headed back to home and enjoyed the first of many rough turkish holidays.

by vertigo November 11, 2006