When someone, usually a friend dates one of your exes, but only knows how to not do the things she didn't like about you, and is otherwise oblivious to why or how to treat or be attracted to anyone but people they have already seen be attracted to some one else.
He has been Pinocchio with ever girl he's dated; like that girlfriend he tells us about but no one has ever met "Colleen" was just some system protocol for affection and emotions, have you ever seen him be anything but sketchy af?
by Versity Variants August 2, 2024
Get the Pinocchiomug. When you are living with someone and there is no sign at all of unhappiness and then they come home one day and say they don't want to be with you anymore and never come back, or talk, or get most of their things.
1 was going to propose but one day she came home, broke-up with me and now is instagone. 1 dont even know where she lives, what kind of car she drives, or what is happening in her life.
by Versity Variants June 18, 2024
Get the Instagonemug. by Versity Variants June 18, 2024
Get the Befrailedmug. Tom is powerpoint in every single meeting, he looks through his papers, which are blank, and then hands off everything to Jim because Jim feels sorry for him. But he's Tom's son so what are you going to do.
by Versity Variants August 2, 2024
Get the PowerPointmug. We were so intense and she was so fragile that things that bothered me would be things 1 apologized for, and then when we broke up she buchmand me when 1 said 1 felt like 1 put my emotions aside to tend to hers.
by Versity Variants June 18, 2024
Get the Buchmandmug. A girl who will change anything in her life to keep her parents happy and financially supporting her.
by Versity Variants June 18, 2024
Get the Daddy's Dependentmug. When you are living with someone but still have your own place that you never stay at but has a little of your everyday things there and almost all of your furniture.
by Versity Variants June 18, 2024
Get the Revokabitatingmug.