Definitions by Vernon Conan Chan

Keech 

Keech is excrement which means it's shit

The pile of Keech in the garden was sold as manure.

Keech by Vernon Conan Chan January 13, 2005

boonies 

A podunk area of the state in which usually nothing, not even shit, happens. Usually near a swampy land area - Which makes it a good place to lure crabs using slabs of raw meat tied to strings and a net to scoop them up with.

A: Argh! I can't believe I'm stuck out in the boonies this early in the morning.
b: Well, you agreed to join me in catching crabs which we must get started on before the sun comes up.

boonies by Vernon Conan Chan January 4, 2005

raccoon ass 

A more subtle version of coonass, which in Cajun means ignorant or backwards. Coonass is derived from the French word "Coonasse" which has the same meaning.

Those raccoon asses just keeps coming up with asinine shit in the debates!!

raccoon ass by Vernon Conan Chan January 1, 2005

hinky 

A cop's version of "I've a bad feeling about that"

An event or thing which is
1) Out of whack
2) Wrong
3) Off kilter

That porridge taste hinky to you?

hinky by Vernon Conan Chan December 31, 2004

Shiznoot 

adj.

1) The best
2) phenomenal
3) The bomb/cool/ultra133t

A variation of shiznit, which is the more urbanised version of the shit/hella cool/tight/the best

1) "Vernon's final frag counts in each of his FPS game matches is the Shiznoot!"

Shiznoot by Vernon Conan Chan December 24, 2004