hurm

What the character Rorschach in Alan Moore's "Watchmen" says when he's deep in thought.

The Comedian: Hey, Rorschach, hurry up and order, goddammit!

Rorschach: Hurm...

by Vermont Ferret June 21, 2005

eslipiency

The sort of overweening gall that characterizes people without a shred of decency.

That media whore had the eslipiency to try to gannonize a left-wing blogger.

by Vermont Ferret February 10, 2005

boofoo

(noun): Gay reference to a favorite sexual partner/boyfriend.

Saw you last night with Mr. Boofoo, and, man, he ugly! No booty an' he looks just like that hoAnne Coulter.

by Vermont Ferret February 15, 2005

beach

(noun): The only place you can take pictures of your hot teenage cousin when she's wearing almost nothing at all, in full view of your family and hers, and not have to worry about getting clobbered for doing so.

Teen boy: Hey, cuz, how 'bout a shot of you in that bikini?
Teen girl: What, are you crazy? Some kind of perv?
Teen boy: How about at the beach, then? A shot of you sitting in the surf!
Teen girl: OK, let's go!

by Vermont Ferret March 16, 2005

tuna

(noun): One or more teenage girls.

Lotsa tuna at da beach last night.

by Vermont Ferret February 16, 2005

ho

(noun): Anyone who dehumanizes themselves by selling their soul to others. The term can be applied to either a man or a woman or--as in the case of <Anne Coulter>--both.

Anne Coulter: You two ladies look awfully interesting. Are you Indians?
Woman #1: Yes, I'm a Navajo.
Woman #2: I'm an Arapahoe.
Anne Couter: What a coincidence! I'm a right-wing ho!

by Vermont Ferret February 12, 2005

Avuncular

(adj.) Once a man reaches middle age and his formerly remarkable and youthful looks have completely lost their edge, he develops an air of such utter harmlessness that he is no longer attractive to women. A man is described as "avuncular" when he stops looking like a sexual entity and starts looking like his Uncle Arby.

I'll have to stop hitting the clubs looking for action; my face has gotten so avuncular, chicks think I'm there to look for my runaway daughter.

by Vermont Ferret July 01, 2005