Veggie Dog Man's definitions

Pilot Powder

Pilot Powder:

Noun: Unrefined cocaine, used to indicate a high so fucking strong that you literally fly. Literally.
Verb: To operate a crop-duster in a humanitarian relief capacity.

Note: Aviation should not be considered viable if you are a frequent drug user.

I absolutely fucking love pilot powder. I consider myself somewhat charitable.

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023

Snigglewump

Derived from Latin
Verb: To provide political commentary
Noun: A rare terminal heart condition that most commonly occurs in geriatric men who have type 2, 3, or 4 klimby.

Verb: Jonathan is a distinguished man, he often snigglewumps on British politics.
Noun: My grandpa just died... he had snigglewump due to type 3 klimby :( womp womp woooomp

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023

Spingoo

Spingoo:

Verb: The liquidation effect on the brain as a result of high G-loading.
Noun: A victim of the aforementioned

I drive so fast, I spingooed my grandma!

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023

Hot Dog Man

Hot Dog Man:

A person who seems suspicious for a specific crime, yet has no evidence pointing to them.

I didn't do it, I'm straight hot dog man, bro!

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023

Conflict

noun
/ˈkänˌflik(t)/
a serious disagreement or argument, typically a protracted one.

verb
/kənˈflik(t)/
be incompatible or at variance; clash.

Our interests are conflicting, we do not want to pusue both

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023

Wobblymop

Noun: Unable to pitch a tent.

See also:
ED

You're such a fucking wobblymop, you sad waste of oxygen.

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023

Scher

Noun: A teacher incapable of teaching/A person who overuses the phrase, "Don't shoot the messenger!"
Verb: To covertly fail at your job while implying innocence

Don't shoot the messenger guys, I'm no scher! I'm hot dog man!

by Veggie Dog Man June 5, 2023