Pilot Powder

Pilot Powder:

Noun: Unrefined cocaine, used to indicate a high so fucking strong that you literally fly. Literally.
Verb: To operate a crop-duster in a humanitarian relief capacity.

Note: Aviation should not be considered viable if you are a frequent drug user.

I absolutely fucking love pilot powder. I consider myself somewhat charitable.

by Veggie Dog Man June 05, 2023

Snigglewump

Derived from Latin
Verb: To provide political commentary
Noun: A rare terminal heart condition that most commonly occurs in geriatric men who have type 2, 3, or 4 klimby.

Verb: Jonathan is a distinguished man, he often snigglewumps on British politics.
Noun: My grandpa just died... he had snigglewump due to type 3 klimby :( womp womp woooomp

by Veggie Dog Man June 05, 2023

Wobblymop

Noun: Unable to pitch a tent.

See also:
ED

You're such a fucking wobblymop, you sad waste of oxygen.

by Veggie Dog Man June 05, 2023

Conflict

noun
/ˈkänˌflik(t)/
a serious disagreement or argument, typically a protracted one.

verb
/kənˈflik(t)/
be incompatible or at variance; clash.

Our interests are conflicting, we do not want to pusue both

by Veggie Dog Man June 05, 2023

Spingoo

Spingoo:

Verb: The liquidation effect on the brain as a result of high G-loading.
Noun: A victim of the aforementioned

I drive so fast, I spingooed my grandma!

by Veggie Dog Man June 05, 2023

Scher

Noun: A teacher incapable of teaching/A person who overuses the phrase, "Don't shoot the messenger!"
Verb: To covertly fail at your job while implying innocence

Don't shoot the messenger guys, I'm no scher! I'm hot dog man!

by Veggie Dog Man June 05, 2023

Hot Dog Man

Hot Dog Man:

A person who seems suspicious for a specific crime, yet has no evidence pointing to them.

I didn't do it, I'm straight hot dog man, bro!

by Veggie Dog Man June 05, 2023