Definitions by Van der Bisch

Vortexing 

When you just can't stop listening to a song, album, or artist for hours or days on end because the connection you have to it is all too real

Dudte, I've been vortexing Say Anything's discography for 3 days; OMG it's so f***ing good!

Vortexing by Van der Bisch June 8, 2015

Filthy Ramirez 

Cousin to the famed Dirty Sanchez, this excrement mustache is composed of diarrhea for a fashionable, modern look. Having liquid properties, the mustache tends to flow around the edges of the lips, the leaks creating a nice handlebar stache.

I Filthy Ramirez'd Julie last night and my stache resembled Paco's!

Filthy Ramirez by Van der Bisch April 4, 2011

Fairy Fart

A fart that the dealer believes will be a showstopper, but actually comes out as a very small air perturbation. On the verge of being silent, this fart sounds iconically like "Pvvffffft".

Dave wanted to rip one into Marc's face, but all he got was a fairy fart :(

Fairy Fart by Van der Bisch September 29, 2010