Valinda's definitions

footstool

Very recently it has become a new slang word for the bald head of a man that women (usually a spouse or girlfriend) use to rest their feet on while watching tv or just lounging. It is actually very therapeutic.

Last night I rested my feet and painted my toenails on Alberto's smooth footstool while he was watching the game.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

baldhead

Obviously someone who doesn't have a lick of hair on his head.

A baldhead asked me out last night but I was busy washing my hair.

by Valinda November 1, 2006

dots

barely visible, fingerprint-like hairs on a male's head (like a shadow).

That cute little black boy just got his head shaved for the summer and now has dots.

by Valinda November 1, 2006

spalding

A bald-headed man, who is usually black or latino. Refers to the brand of a popular bowling ball.

Girl check out Spalding! He is muy caliente!

by Valinda November 1, 2006

spook

a derogatory term to describe an intimidating black man who has invaded one's comfort zone.

You may not want to ride the elevator alone because i just saw a spook get on earlier.

by Valinda November 2, 2006

firme pelon

a tough, sexy bald-headed latino

Chica, you got to check out the firme pelon that just moved in next door!

by Valinda November 28, 2006

clog

A hard wooden shoe that a woman can use to keep her man in check if he gets out of line. It is particularly effective on a bald-headed man. Preferably use the heel end of the shoe.

Hector kept getting on my nerves so I wacked him on the back of his chrome dome with my hard ass clogs.

by Valinda November 2, 2006