Val's definitions

snackpie

A complete and utter airhead, typically female. Common characteristics are constant hair-flipping, gum chewing, and an overabundance of flavored lip gloss.

AKA a "Valley Girl" or "Preppie".

"Like OMG, did you see that cuuuuuuute Von Dutch trucker hat on Paris Hilton?!?" I'm like totally buying one as soon as daddy gives me back my Visa, it's only like $50! Paris is like my idol! I totally wanna make a video like she did..." - stereotypical snackpie

by Val June 7, 2004

gimongous

Extremely large; gigantic and humongous; much larger than ginormous

The Grand Canyon is a gimongous hole.

by Val November 4, 2001

gomer

a castrated bull that ranchers put in the same pasture as female cows to tell if they are in heat

hey billy bob, did you get that gomer thismornin? them heifers are in breedin season.

by Val July 30, 2003

the killers

really great music that has unfortunatley been on trl and now all the girlzzzzzz totally want to bang the lead singer cause OmG he'zzzzzzz soooooooo caaauuuteee!!

teen girl: i soo love the killers... does this mean im cool now and can wear a white belt and become a scenester.
teen friend: yea totally... now we actually have to listen to the music LoL!!

by val January 31, 2005

foxypants

A word for an attractive boy who possesses some feminine qualities.

That emo singer, Gerard, is such a foxypants.

by Val November 6, 2004

Isaiah

The most amazing person that you will ever encounter. He is so perfect and the best person that will ever be in your life! God has truly blessed you if you get this kind of Isaiah because there are very few out there like this wonderful guy like himself. He’s very handsome and the best looking guy out there! If you ever get an Isaiah I promise you that you’ll be the happiest that you’ve ever been and he will constantly make you smile even if your having a terrible day! Oh and you can’t forget about his personality! He has the best personality out of everyone and can make you laugh, smile, and constantly be happy! He’s the sweetest person that you will ever meet in your entire life and just OMG HIS LOOKS WILL LITERALLY KILL YOU BECAUSE HES SO FREAKING PERFECT AND HANDSOME!! ISAIAH IS THE DEFINITION OF PERFECT! Any person would be so lucky to ever have an Isaiah in their life! YOU need an Isaiah and YOU need one now!

OMG I WANT AN ISAIAH!! 😭😍

by Val May 8, 2019

scuba-ing

v. To go scuba diving.

Allie went scuba-ing last week in Tahiti.

by Val October 28, 2001