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n. someone very good at counter-stike or any other multiplayer online game (cept maybe the sims)

adj. something "elite"

n. daym that guy is l337

adj. that was some 1337 sh1t man

by val July 23, 2006

gimongous

Extremely large; gigantic and humongous; much larger than ginormous

The Grand Canyon is a gimongous hole.

by Val November 4, 2001

Las Vegas

A city in the middle of the desert, known for gambling, quickie weddings and intense heat. A city where you can get anything at any time of day or night. Native Las Vegans don't do well outside of the city, as they are used to having everything open 24/7.
A closed sign infuriates them.
Las Vegas is home to one of the west coast's biggest populations of meth users.

I lived in Las Vegas, until the meth lab in the apartment next door blew up and killed us all.

by Val November 4, 2004

Deep

1. Difficult to understand.
2. Very intense, profound, or intriguing.
3.(Sound) Low pitch
4. (Color) Dark and intense
5. Of great depth or low placement. Specified distance from the top, surface, or edge.
6. Number of people

1. That's too deep for me.
2. His art is deep.
3. He's a deep baritone.
4. It's a deep purple.
5. The pool gets very deep near the diving board.
6. We rode 4 deep.

by Val November 25, 2003

jamster

probably the most annoying commercials ever created with the most retarded ringtones and wallpaper for your cell phone. created for fucktards of america.

you might find yourself ordering the 'sir mix a lot' ringtone while very drunk or stoned late at night watching mtv, then you wake up in the morning and feel like you have been cheated out of life.

drunk person: "man last night i think i got jammed"

by val February 1, 2005