33 definitions by Val

gomer

a castrated bull that ranchers put in the same pasture as female cows to tell if they are in heat

hey billy bob, did you get that gomer thismornin? them heifers are in breedin season.

by Val July 31, 2003

Zed $

One person that everyone thinks is a gang, it is written all over schools and stalls in southern new hampshire
many people ask who is Zed$ and only few exclusive people get to know him personnaly and...
one of them is mee!
I KNOW ZED$ BITCH!! hes my friend

Who is Zed$ and why do i see it written all over?

I dont know who Zed$ is!! ;)

by Val November 3, 2004

abercrombie and fitch

a store that either people like or dont like. there is no middle ground on the matter. everyone says its over priced and it is, but what store in the mall isnt over priced. get real. gotta rake in the cash.

girl: these abercrombie jeans make my ass look totally sexy .... 70 dollars well spent!

by Val February 5, 2005

crack smacker

Several meanings. Most commonly refered to as one who is doing stupid things, as in a person who is so out of it, they are trying to smack crack into their skin directly. Also, can be used as a term of endearment, or torment depending on the person.

don't taunt the bull with that red cape, you crack smacker.
or,
that was so sweet of you to buy me those flowers you are such a crack smacker

by Val July 27, 2004

Goober

An eye booger, those things u get when you wake up in the morning..

Eww dude, wipe that sick goober off your eye its making me sick!!

by Val November 3, 2004