393 definitions by VAKI5

The mafia’s code of silence. Probably derived from umirtà, the Sicilian word for humility.
Omerta, il douche!!!...
by VAKI5 January 20, 2005
Mug icon
Buy a Omertà mug!
One's boyfriend, girlfriend or spouse.

This humorous phrase dates back to the 1800s, when it referred to a powerful or important person. In the 1970s, it began to refer to romantic partners.
1) I'd like you to meet Holly, my main squeeze.

2) The story is about a young man and his main squeeze, a cute coed named Nancy.
by VAKI5 May 11, 2005
Mug icon
Buy a main squeeze mug!
not relaxed, nervous, anxious, edgy
Gina's a little on edge. She gets her test results back today.
by VAKI5 May 09, 2005
Mug icon
Buy a on edge mug!
Memory, with respect to sexually stimulating thoughts and recalled when masturbating.
Did you see that girl dancing on the podium? I've put her in my wank bank.
by VAKI5 May 07, 2005
Mug icon
Buy a wank bank mug!
Lowrider, big trucks
by VAKI5 August 17, 2003
Mug icon
Buy a lolo mug!
The sleep-deprived, zombie-like disease of a high-school junior who has overdosed on AP or honors classes and extracurriculars.
A person with junioritis exhibits characteristic tendencies such as caffeine dependence, poor posture, a bleak social life, and basic hatred for anyone without homework. Used as a noun or occasionally as an expletive, if said with enthusiasm.
I was up until three this morning writing an argumentative essay and studying for an AP history exam.
I've got horrible junioritis.
OR Junioritis! Who the heck drank all the Pepsi?
by VAKI5 May 08, 2005
Mug icon
Buy a junioritis mug!
Crazy, out of control, nuts.

In addition to being a kind of chair, a 'rocker' is a device that controls the movement of a piece of machinery. When a machine is off its rocker, it no longer works correctly.
1) You can't walk down the street in your underwear! Are you off your rocker?

2) I'm afraid Aunt Betty is really off her rocker these days.
by VAKI5 May 11, 2005
Mug icon
Buy a off your rocker mug!