V. Cummings's definitions
by V. Cummings August 6, 2006
Get the clittymug. 1) An orifice on the adult human female body that can be used for sexual intercourse, giving birth to a baby or self-pleasuring;
2) The inner and outer labia (i.e. labia minora and labia majora) of the human vagina;
3) A cowardly or inept person;
4) A satisfied cat
2) The inner and outer labia (i.e. labia minora and labia majora) of the human vagina;
3) A cowardly or inept person;
4) A satisfied cat
1) If aroused, a pussy can ooze cum onto the bed sheet.
2) I tug on my pussy lips while getting off.
3) Stop acting like a pussy and stand up for yourself!
4) A well-fed pussy always purrs with contentment.
2) I tug on my pussy lips while getting off.
3) Stop acting like a pussy and stand up for yourself!
4) A well-fed pussy always purrs with contentment.
by V. Cummings July 30, 2006
Get the pussymug. A spongy-hard magic button that, when rubbed, can send its owner on a magic carpet ride. The sensations are more thrilling than any rollercoaster, with similar changes in gravity but the same dizzy feeling when it's all over.
by V. Cummings July 29, 2006
Get the clitmug. n. a smooth fucking session (not to be confused with the rough stuff in Brando's controversial butter scene in the Bertolucci film Last Tango in Paris)
As he and his wife grew older, he took consolation in the mellow rhythms of a butter fuck in their sleigh bed.
by V. Cummings August 3, 2006
Get the butter fuckmug. vt.: To de-program an information addict by temporarily removing all of his or her computers from the premises
n.: the de-programming of an information addict by temporarily removing all of his or her computers from the premises
n.: the de-programming of an information addict by temporarily removing all of his or her computers from the premises
The teen's parents nearly mistook his darting eyes and undecipherable speech for schizophrenia or excessive pot smoking, but after a comprehensive examination of his computer activities, they determined he needed to be i-toxed.
by V. Cummings August 2, 2006
Get the i-toxmug. n.: A delectably crude term for the circumcised human male penis, esp. if the head is wide in diameter
vt.: To penetrate coarsely during sex, esp. with mostly the head of the penis, rather than inserting the entire shaft
vt.: To penetrate coarsely during sex, esp. with mostly the head of the penis, rather than inserting the entire shaft
"Knob" as a noun: Nude and kneeling before his knob, she made him horny for a blowjob.
"Knob" as a transitive verb: 1) Insecure about his short shaft but proud of his wide cockhead, he knobs his lover's pussy in order to accentuate the positive. 2) Mr. Doe couldn't stop fantasizing while making love with his wife that for once he'd like to knob her hole like the stud he really is.
"Knob" as a transitive verb: 1) Insecure about his short shaft but proud of his wide cockhead, he knobs his lover's pussy in order to accentuate the positive. 2) Mr. Doe couldn't stop fantasizing while making love with his wife that for once he'd like to knob her hole like the stud he really is.
by V. Cummings August 2, 2006
Get the knobmug. To lick or tongue the anus of a person (man or woman) for the purpose of arousing that person (and, perhaps, yourself)
Dick's favorite part of foreplay with Jane was to eat ass.
To eat ass requires the usage of a dental dam to prevent contracting an STD.
To eat ass requires the usage of a dental dam to prevent contracting an STD.
by V. Cummings July 30, 2006
Get the eat assmug.