Definitions by Us-Trap

Faghurt 

A gay man whose obsessed with yoghurt.

"Mitch is mincing over to the fridge again to get another muller corner, faghurt!"

Faghurt by Us-Trap June 12, 2022

Oiled Up 

The act of lubricating oneself in oil before sex to minimise friction.

Ian oiled up before inviting Phillip round for a game of nude charades.

Oiled Up by Us-Trap July 30, 2021

Scat-Trap

A Clap-Trap with some serious bowl issues.

Ian : Pal, I was on sanctuary the other day and Clap-Trap spent the whole time in the traps! He weren't clapping though.

James: Can call him Scat-Trap?

Scat-Trap by Us-Trap December 24, 2019

blood bumming 

The perseverence of anal sex even when the reciprient is bleeding out...

Ted got caught blood bumming by his mum last night!

blood bumming by Us-Trap September 26, 2018