Urban_Fellow's definitions

hit em up

A five minute-long song in which 2pac explains that he has no motherfucking friends, so that is why he fucked your bitch, how much he owns this whole fuckin' place, how all you motherfuckers can suck his dick, and he would gladly west-side fuck your momma, and you little fucker better shut the fuck up, before things get really fucked-up, and he will beat the fuck out of your little ass, get it?

You should listen to "Hit Em Up" and count how many times he uses the word "fuck" in it. ;)

by Urban_Fellow September 19, 2006

Jerusalem

Was and will always be the Capital city of Israel. In spite of the ignorance of the nations of the world, who do not accept Jerusalem as Israel's capital, it's said so in Israel's constitution: "United and full Jerusalem is the capital of the state of Israel".
Therefore, Israel has no intentions of even thinking of giving up parts of the holiest city.

Don't believe in geographical books which mark Tel-Aviv as Israel's capital. They are wrong.

Jerusalem has no active ambasies anymore. This mean no country accepts Jerusalem as the capital of Israel anymore.
Oh, well. They can all **** themselves.

by Urban_Fellow September 8, 2006

livin' a lie

"Living a lie" is when a person lies about something so many times, that he actually starts believing in the lie himself.

Very popular among pop-stars, polititians, lawyers, and so on.

"Everybody knows you are just pretending to be brave. Stop livin' a lie! you are a coward, admit it!"

"Maybe others believe in it, but I don't. You don't know how to fight, so stop livin' a lie, saying you are a Karate-master."

by Urban_Fellow August 31, 2006

Come to Butthead

Not the best, but the funniest and coolest thing to say to a random girl when you are trying to hit on her.

The word "Come" should be pronounced in an extremely seductive voice, and the word Butthead should be replaced with the name of the person who sais this.

Butthead: Hey, baby.
Girl: (turns around)
Butthead: COME to Butthead!

Me: Hey, baby. COME to Michael!
Chick: (kicks me in the weak spot)

by Urban_Fellow July 27, 2006

babies

What Britney Spears shouldn't have had.

*Some 10 years from now*
Friend: Hey, is that really your mommy?
Britney's son: Yeah...
Friend: Wow, your mommy is, like, the biggest slut in the world!
Britney's son: I know... *Bursts into tears*

That's why she shouldn't have had babies.

by Urban_Fellow July 23, 2006

I'm gonna die

What you shout when you are riding a huge rollercoaster, just a second before it flies down with a speed of 150 km/h.

-Oh no... Oh no, here it comes... ahh...
*coaster starts rushing down*
I'm gonna die!!!!!!!!!!

by Urban_Fellow July 23, 2006

blueball

A terrible feeling, usually happening in striptease bars, beaches or other places like that. When you (a male) are really horny and arosed from watching a naked/half-naked woman, but are unable to do what you gotta do (ejaculate) by having sex or masturbating.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.

I always think about those poor guys who have to photograph porn/striptease movies. They probably are always experiencing blueball. Having to watch sex but being unable to participate in some way is a nightmare.

by Urban_Fellow July 21, 2006