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A five minute-long song in which 2pac explains that he has no motherfucking friends, so that is why he fucked your bitch, how much he owns this whole fuckin' place, how all you motherfuckers can suck his dick, and he would gladly west-side fuck your momma, and you little fucker better shut the fuck up, before things get really fucked-up, and he will beat the fuck out of your little ass, get it?
by Urban_Fellow September 19, 2006
Get the hit em up mug.1. A large port-city in Ukraine, located on the Black sea. Has borders with Romania, Moldova, and a sea-boder with Turkey.
2. The cultural capital of Eastern Europe.
3. The crime capital of Eastern Europe.
4. Probably the only city in the world where thievery and deception are not only seen as normal jobs, but actually seen as kinds of art.
5. A city where presumably 40% of the population are Jews, though they would not admit it.
6. Half of the Russian humor books' stories takes place in this city.
7. Some of the greatest theives and robbers of all times grew-up in this city.
8. A city, whose criminals could probably buy the police of the city if they wanted to, but they shouldn't since the police respects them.
9. A city that before the Revolution was tax-free, and was a center of attention for tourists, merchants, and cultural experts from all around Europe, but under the Soviet government lots it's beauty and livliness. Hopefully will rise again in the future and regain its' greatness.
10. If you visit the city, and by the time you return nothing was stolen from you, or you still have more than half the money you came with, nobody will believe you you was in Odessa.
2. The cultural capital of Eastern Europe.
3. The crime capital of Eastern Europe.
4. Probably the only city in the world where thievery and deception are not only seen as normal jobs, but actually seen as kinds of art.
5. A city where presumably 40% of the population are Jews, though they would not admit it.
6. Half of the Russian humor books' stories takes place in this city.
7. Some of the greatest theives and robbers of all times grew-up in this city.
8. A city, whose criminals could probably buy the police of the city if they wanted to, but they shouldn't since the police respects them.
9. A city that before the Revolution was tax-free, and was a center of attention for tourists, merchants, and cultural experts from all around Europe, but under the Soviet government lots it's beauty and livliness. Hopefully will rise again in the future and regain its' greatness.
10. If you visit the city, and by the time you return nothing was stolen from you, or you still have more than half the money you came with, nobody will believe you you was in Odessa.
by Urban_Fellow October 10, 2006
Get the Odessa mug.Russian 1: Look at that Fritz. Came all the way from Berlin.
Russian 2: What is that Fritz doing in our town?
German: My name isn't fritz, it is Hanz.
Russian 1&2: Bwahahahahaha...
Russian 2: What is that Fritz doing in our town?
German: My name isn't fritz, it is Hanz.
Russian 1&2: Bwahahahahaha...
by Urban_Fellow June 11, 2007
Get the Fritz mug.A slang or an abusive word for Berlin, the capital city of Germany. The source of the slang is unclear. There are two possible versions it:
1) A cut from the name of the country, that is, GERmany.
2) From the adjective "Girly", that means- the city is either girly, or has some nice girls.
1) A cut from the name of the country, that is, GERmany.
2) From the adjective "Girly", that means- the city is either girly, or has some nice girls.
"I was in Gerlin a few months ago. You know, I gotta admit, that is a kinda nice city!"
"In 1989, after the fall of the Berlin wall, West Berlin and East Berlin reunited into the city of Gerlin."
"In 1989, after the fall of the Berlin wall, West Berlin and East Berlin reunited into the city of Gerlin."
by Urban_Fellow May 31, 2006
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As for normal people: Has a catchy tune but gets annoying after like, the 20 first seconds.
As for normal people: Has a catchy tune but gets annoying after like, the 20 first seconds.
If it hadnt been for Cotton eyed joe,
I'd been married long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton eyed joe?
If it hadnt been for cotton-eyed joe...
I'd been married long time ago.
Where did you come from, where did you go?
Where did you come from, Cotton eyed joe?
If it hadnt been for cotton-eyed joe...
by Urban_Fellow June 30, 2006
Get the Cotton eyed joe mug.Not the best, but the funniest and coolest thing to say to a random girl when you are trying to hit on her.
The word "Come" should be pronounced in an extremely seductive voice, and the word Butthead should be replaced with the name of the person who sais this.
The word "Come" should be pronounced in an extremely seductive voice, and the word Butthead should be replaced with the name of the person who sais this.
Butthead: Hey, baby.
Girl: (turns around)
Butthead: COME to Butthead!
Me: Hey, baby. COME to Michael!
Chick: (kicks me in the weak spot)
Girl: (turns around)
Butthead: COME to Butthead!
Me: Hey, baby. COME to Michael!
Chick: (kicks me in the weak spot)
by Urban_Fellow July 27, 2006
Get the Come to Butthead mug."You don't know who Rasputin was, do you?"
"Yes, I do. He was a Russian peasant who claimed to have special powers, and fooled the czar into thinking he is healing his son, while he was only using him to gain power and women and control."
"Nice! Are you a Russian, like me? Because there's no way you could have learned it at school."
"No, I just read it on Wikipedia"
"...Bastard"
"Yes, I do. He was a Russian peasant who claimed to have special powers, and fooled the czar into thinking he is healing his son, while he was only using him to gain power and women and control."
"Nice! Are you a Russian, like me? Because there's no way you could have learned it at school."
"No, I just read it on Wikipedia"
"...Bastard"
by Urban_Fellow September 5, 2007
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