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Not the best, but the funniest and coolest thing to say to a random girl when you are trying to hit on her.
The word "Come" should be pronounced in an extremely seductive voice, and the word Butthead should be replaced with the name of the person who sais this.
The word "Come" should be pronounced in an extremely seductive voice, and the word Butthead should be replaced with the name of the person who sais this.
Butthead: Hey, baby.
Girl: (turns around)
Butthead: COME to Butthead!
Me: Hey, baby. COME to Michael!
Chick: (kicks me in the weak spot)
Girl: (turns around)
Butthead: COME to Butthead!
Me: Hey, baby. COME to Michael!
Chick: (kicks me in the weak spot)
by Urban_Fellow July 27, 2006
Get the Come to Butthead mug."You don't know who Rasputin was, do you?"
"Yes, I do. He was a Russian peasant who claimed to have special powers, and fooled the czar into thinking he is healing his son, while he was only using him to gain power and women and control."
"Nice! Are you a Russian, like me? Because there's no way you could have learned it at school."
"No, I just read it on Wikipedia"
"...Bastard"
"Yes, I do. He was a Russian peasant who claimed to have special powers, and fooled the czar into thinking he is healing his son, while he was only using him to gain power and women and control."
"Nice! Are you a Russian, like me? Because there's no way you could have learned it at school."
"No, I just read it on Wikipedia"
"...Bastard"
by Urban_Fellow September 5, 2007
Get the Wikipedia mug.-14 o'clock! Time for my tea break.
-Tea? Again? Are you having the London syndrome or something?
-Hey, my green tea won't drink itself, you know!
-I woke up in the middle of the night from strange noises in the living room. I looked to my right, but my husband wasn't in bed. So I got up, and very quietly sneaked out, and into the living room.
There, in the candle light, he was sitting. All alone. Drinking his damn Earl Gray! Boohoohoo...
-Enough, don't worry, honey, your husband is in good hands now.
-Tea? Again? Are you having the London syndrome or something?
-Hey, my green tea won't drink itself, you know!
-I woke up in the middle of the night from strange noises in the living room. I looked to my right, but my husband wasn't in bed. So I got up, and very quietly sneaked out, and into the living room.
There, in the candle light, he was sitting. All alone. Drinking his damn Earl Gray! Boohoohoo...
-Enough, don't worry, honey, your husband is in good hands now.
by Urban_Fellow December 6, 2006
Get the London Syndrome mug.Mahmoud ahmadinejad is currently the president of Iran.
He's a crazy nazi maniak who ignores the Holocaust (claiming it's just a reason for Israel to get money from Europe) threatens to destroy the state of Israel, and unlike many other anti-Israeli leaders (mostly terrorists), he has enough millitary power to attempt to do so.
By claiming he is not an anti-semite, only hates the Jewish country, and not Jews themselves, and wants to help the Palestinian nation, he pictures himself as a rightous leader, when he actually just wants Israel out of the way so the Middle-East can be in complete control of the Muslims.
Hopefully, will be attacked by the American forces stationed in Iraq if he attempts to do anything stupid.
He's a crazy nazi maniak who ignores the Holocaust (claiming it's just a reason for Israel to get money from Europe) threatens to destroy the state of Israel, and unlike many other anti-Israeli leaders (mostly terrorists), he has enough millitary power to attempt to do so.
By claiming he is not an anti-semite, only hates the Jewish country, and not Jews themselves, and wants to help the Palestinian nation, he pictures himself as a rightous leader, when he actually just wants Israel out of the way so the Middle-East can be in complete control of the Muslims.
Hopefully, will be attacked by the American forces stationed in Iraq if he attempts to do anything stupid.
Ahmadinejad and his government are enemies of Israel.
However, it will be very difficult for Israel to fight him if he starts a war, since Israel doesn't have a border with Iran.
However, it will be very difficult for Israel to fight him if he starts a war, since Israel doesn't have a border with Iran.
by Urban_Fellow October 20, 2006
Get the ahmadinejad mug.When no party/President that wins the election manages to keep its/his own ideology, and instead, keeps changing it every time it/he feels like it, that's no democracy. That's hypocracy.
by Urban_Fellow November 5, 2007
Get the hypocracy mug.What a man says to a woman (usually a virgin) when she intends to have any kind of sex with him, but has doubts whether it is the right thing to do.
The phrase is intended to encourage the woman to give up her doubts and have sex, because she wants it herself.
The phrase is intended to encourage the woman to give up her doubts and have sex, because she wants it herself.
Jennie intends to give Kevin a blowjob, but she isn't sure whether to do it or not.
-Kevin, I am not sure about this...
-Come on, you know you want it!
-Kevin, I am not sure about this...
-Come on, you know you want it!
by Urban_Fellow July 14, 2006
Get the you know you want it mug.1. A large port-city in Ukraine, located on the Black sea. Has borders with Romania, Moldova, and a sea-boder with Turkey.
2. The cultural capital of Eastern Europe.
3. The crime capital of Eastern Europe.
4. Probably the only city in the world where thievery and deception are not only seen as normal jobs, but actually seen as kinds of art.
5. A city where presumably 40% of the population are Jews, though they would not admit it.
6. Half of the Russian humor books' stories takes place in this city.
7. Some of the greatest theives and robbers of all times grew-up in this city.
8. A city, whose criminals could probably buy the police of the city if they wanted to, but they shouldn't since the police respects them.
9. A city that before the Revolution was tax-free, and was a center of attention for tourists, merchants, and cultural experts from all around Europe, but under the Soviet government lots it's beauty and livliness. Hopefully will rise again in the future and regain its' greatness.
10. If you visit the city, and by the time you return nothing was stolen from you, or you still have more than half the money you came with, nobody will believe you you was in Odessa.
2. The cultural capital of Eastern Europe.
3. The crime capital of Eastern Europe.
4. Probably the only city in the world where thievery and deception are not only seen as normal jobs, but actually seen as kinds of art.
5. A city where presumably 40% of the population are Jews, though they would not admit it.
6. Half of the Russian humor books' stories takes place in this city.
7. Some of the greatest theives and robbers of all times grew-up in this city.
8. A city, whose criminals could probably buy the police of the city if they wanted to, but they shouldn't since the police respects them.
9. A city that before the Revolution was tax-free, and was a center of attention for tourists, merchants, and cultural experts from all around Europe, but under the Soviet government lots it's beauty and livliness. Hopefully will rise again in the future and regain its' greatness.
10. If you visit the city, and by the time you return nothing was stolen from you, or you still have more than half the money you came with, nobody will believe you you was in Odessa.
by Urban_Fellow October 10, 2006
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