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1) (n.) Very simply, having sex with a fat (overweight) woman.
2) (adj.) A person who is both fat and stupid.
2) (adj.) A person who is both fat and stupid.
1)
-I had sex with Annie yesterday.
-With Annie? Ewwww! She weighs like, a tonn!
-Yeah, I know, it was a total fat fuck.
2)
Fat Bob: Oops, I dropped my hat...
Mike: Move out of the way, you fat fuck!
-I had sex with Annie yesterday.
-With Annie? Ewwww! She weighs like, a tonn!
-Yeah, I know, it was a total fat fuck.
2)
Fat Bob: Oops, I dropped my hat...
Mike: Move out of the way, you fat fuck!
by Urban_Fellow July 16, 2006
Get the fat fuck mug.-14 o'clock! Time for my tea break.
-Tea? Again? Are you having the London syndrome or something?
-Hey, my green tea won't drink itself, you know!
-I woke up in the middle of the night from strange noises in the living room. I looked to my right, but my husband wasn't in bed. So I got up, and very quietly sneaked out, and into the living room.
There, in the candle light, he was sitting. All alone. Drinking his damn Earl Gray! Boohoohoo...
-Enough, don't worry, honey, your husband is in good hands now.
-Tea? Again? Are you having the London syndrome or something?
-Hey, my green tea won't drink itself, you know!
-I woke up in the middle of the night from strange noises in the living room. I looked to my right, but my husband wasn't in bed. So I got up, and very quietly sneaked out, and into the living room.
There, in the candle light, he was sitting. All alone. Drinking his damn Earl Gray! Boohoohoo...
-Enough, don't worry, honey, your husband is in good hands now.
by Urban_Fellow December 6, 2006
Get the London Syndrome mug.A nickname for the lifestyle of Rock stars. The three things are stereotypically connected, and none can be separated from the others.
Basically, the idea is that the lives of rock stars are in their bigger part those three things: having sex (with fans), using drugs(often illegal ones), and performing (this is what the rock and roll stands for).
Basically, the idea is that the lives of rock stars are in their bigger part those three things: having sex (with fans), using drugs(often illegal ones), and performing (this is what the rock and roll stands for).
Examples to Rock stars that lived the "sex, drugs, and rock n roll" way:
1) Elvis Presley. Died of drug abuse.
2) Guns and Roses. The guitarist Slash nearly died of drug abuse.
3) Queen. Vocal Freddy Mercury died of AIDS after being infected by having unprotected sex.
1) Elvis Presley. Died of drug abuse.
2) Guns and Roses. The guitarist Slash nearly died of drug abuse.
3) Queen. Vocal Freddy Mercury died of AIDS after being infected by having unprotected sex.
by Urban_Fellow February 13, 2007
Get the sex, drugs, and rock n roll mug.I thought Kevin was my friend... But it turned out he just wanted my sister. What a shameless sister fucker!
by Urban_Fellow June 24, 2006
Get the sister fucker mug.The most lowering responce to any kind of an abuse. Often accompanied by the word "bitch" to increase its effect, as in: "You think you're better than me, bitch?!". Add an outraged look for maximum effect.
This retorical question is asked without expecting to recieve an answer.
However, if the person it is said to has enough guts to say: "Yes, I do!", you can say: "I am smarter than you, stronger than you, and more handsome than you, so shut the fuck up!".
Tip: Never use the expression when you do not really mean it. Remember that it can harm and insult a person more than many other remarks.
This retorical question is asked without expecting to recieve an answer.
However, if the person it is said to has enough guts to say: "Yes, I do!", you can say: "I am smarter than you, stronger than you, and more handsome than you, so shut the fuck up!".
Tip: Never use the expression when you do not really mean it. Remember that it can harm and insult a person more than many other remarks.
Used in the Shakespearen play "Romeo and Juliet":
Montague: So you say you are better than me?
Capulet: In fact, I do.
Montague: You lie!
-Hahaha, you will never achive anything, you loser!
-You think you're better than me?!!
- ...
Montague: So you say you are better than me?
Capulet: In fact, I do.
Montague: You lie!
-Hahaha, you will never achive anything, you loser!
-You think you're better than me?!!
- ...
by Urban_Fellow June 26, 2006
Get the You think you're better than me?! mug."Living a lie" is when a person lies about something so many times, that he actually starts believing in the lie himself.
Very popular among pop-stars, polititians, lawyers, and so on.
Very popular among pop-stars, polititians, lawyers, and so on.
"Everybody knows you are just pretending to be brave. Stop livin' a lie! you are a coward, admit it!"
"Maybe others believe in it, but I don't. You don't know how to fight, so stop livin' a lie, saying you are a Karate-master."
"Maybe others believe in it, but I don't. You don't know how to fight, so stop livin' a lie, saying you are a Karate-master."
by Urban_Fellow August 31, 2006
Get the livin' a lie mug.A five minute-long song in which 2pac explains that he has no motherfucking friends, so that is why he fucked your bitch, how much he owns this whole fuckin' place, how all you motherfuckers can suck his dick, and he would gladly west-side fuck your momma, and you little fucker better shut the fuck up, before things get really fucked-up, and he will beat the fuck out of your little ass, get it?
by Urban_Fellow September 19, 2006
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