Urban_Fellow's definitions
A terrible feeling, usually happening in striptease bars, beaches or other places like that. When you (a male) are really horny and arosed from watching a naked/half-naked woman, but are unable to do what you gotta do (ejaculate) by having sex or masturbating. 
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.
This is NOT A VERY NICE feeling, and is better avoided.
I always think about those poor guys who have to photograph porn/striptease movies. They probably are always experiencing blueball. Having to watch sex but being unable to participate in some way is a nightmare.
by Urban_Fellow July 21, 2006
 Get the blueballmug.
Get the blueballmug. Nationalism comes from the word "Nation". a Nation is a group of people of (usually, but not always) the same race, history, culture, language and geographical territory.
Nationalism is the belief that every nation has the right to rule independantly the land that they lived on for the whole history.
Nationalism is the belief that every nation has the right to rule independantly the land that they lived on for the whole history.
Nationalism was the reason for many wars for independance in many countries.
America is NOT a nation, because it is an immigrant country, and each immigrant has his own race, history and culture (that they often try to keep).
America is NOT a nation, because it is an immigrant country, and each immigrant has his own race, history and culture (that they often try to keep).
by Urban_Fellow July 16, 2006
 Get the Nationalismmug.
Get the Nationalismmug. An energy vampire or an energy sucker is a person who seems to suck (NOT as a metaphore but as a true action) the energy of other people. This means, he has this unusual ability to draw energy from the people around him.
If you know a person who is NEVER tired, always friendly and active, and after being in his presence for a few hours you feel unusually weak and have a will to get away from the person as soon as possible, than he can be called an energy vampire.
If you know a person who is NEVER tired, always friendly and active, and after being in his presence for a few hours you feel unusually weak and have a will to get away from the person as soon as possible, than he can be called an energy vampire.
This guy, Joe, really is an energy vampire. In his presence, really soon we all were so tired and sleepy we couldn't stand on our feet, but he still kept dancing, lauging and drinking for hours, as if it was 10 in the morning and not 2:30 AM.
by Urban_Fellow June 25, 2006
 Get the energy vampiremug.
Get the energy vampiremug. What a man says to a woman (usually a virgin) when she intends to have any kind of sex with him, but has doubts whether it is the right thing to do. 
The phrase is intended to encourage the woman to give up her doubts and have sex, because she wants it herself.
The phrase is intended to encourage the woman to give up her doubts and have sex, because she wants it herself.
Jennie intends to give Kevin a blowjob, but she isn't sure whether to do it or not.
-Kevin, I am not sure about this...
-Come on, you know you want it!
-Kevin, I am not sure about this...
-Come on, you know you want it!
by Urban_Fellow July 14, 2006
 Get the you know you want itmug.
Get the you know you want itmug. 1. A large port-city in Ukraine, located on the Black sea. Has borders with Romania, Moldova, and a sea-boder with Turkey. 
2. The cultural capital of Eastern Europe.
3. The crime capital of Eastern Europe.
4. Probably the only city in the world where thievery and deception are not only seen as normal jobs, but actually seen as kinds of art.
5. A city where presumably 40% of the population are Jews, though they would not admit it.
6. Half of the Russian humor books' stories takes place in this city.
7. Some of the greatest theives and robbers of all times grew-up in this city.
8. A city, whose criminals could probably buy the police of the city if they wanted to, but they shouldn't since the police respects them.
9. A city that before the Revolution was tax-free, and was a center of attention for tourists, merchants, and cultural experts from all around Europe, but under the Soviet government lots it's beauty and livliness. Hopefully will rise again in the future and regain its' greatness.
10. If you visit the city, and by the time you return nothing was stolen from you, or you still have more than half the money you came with, nobody will believe you you was in Odessa.
2. The cultural capital of Eastern Europe.
3. The crime capital of Eastern Europe.
4. Probably the only city in the world where thievery and deception are not only seen as normal jobs, but actually seen as kinds of art.
5. A city where presumably 40% of the population are Jews, though they would not admit it.
6. Half of the Russian humor books' stories takes place in this city.
7. Some of the greatest theives and robbers of all times grew-up in this city.
8. A city, whose criminals could probably buy the police of the city if they wanted to, but they shouldn't since the police respects them.
9. A city that before the Revolution was tax-free, and was a center of attention for tourists, merchants, and cultural experts from all around Europe, but under the Soviet government lots it's beauty and livliness. Hopefully will rise again in the future and regain its' greatness.
10. If you visit the city, and by the time you return nothing was stolen from you, or you still have more than half the money you came with, nobody will believe you you was in Odessa.
by Urban_Fellow October 10, 2006
 Get the Odessamug.
Get the Odessamug. -14 o'clock! Time for my tea break.
-Tea? Again? Are you having the London syndrome or something?
-Hey, my green tea won't drink itself, you know!
-I woke up in the middle of the night from strange noises in the living room. I looked to my right, but my husband wasn't in bed. So I got up, and very quietly sneaked out, and into the living room.
There, in the candle light, he was sitting. All alone. Drinking his damn Earl Gray! Boohoohoo...
-Enough, don't worry, honey, your husband is in good hands now.
-Tea? Again? Are you having the London syndrome or something?
-Hey, my green tea won't drink itself, you know!
-I woke up in the middle of the night from strange noises in the living room. I looked to my right, but my husband wasn't in bed. So I got up, and very quietly sneaked out, and into the living room.
There, in the candle light, he was sitting. All alone. Drinking his damn Earl Gray! Boohoohoo...
-Enough, don't worry, honey, your husband is in good hands now.
by Urban_Fellow December 6, 2006
 Get the London Syndromemug.
Get the London Syndromemug. Mahmoud ahmadinejad is currently the president of Iran. 
He's a crazy nazi maniak who ignores the Holocaust (claiming it's just a reason for Israel to get money from Europe) threatens to destroy the state of Israel, and unlike many other anti-Israeli leaders (mostly terrorists), he has enough millitary power to attempt to do so.
By claiming he is not an anti-semite, only hates the Jewish country, and not Jews themselves, and wants to help the Palestinian nation, he pictures himself as a rightous leader, when he actually just wants Israel out of the way so the Middle-East can be in complete control of the Muslims.
Hopefully, will be attacked by the American forces stationed in Iraq if he attempts to do anything stupid.
He's a crazy nazi maniak who ignores the Holocaust (claiming it's just a reason for Israel to get money from Europe) threatens to destroy the state of Israel, and unlike many other anti-Israeli leaders (mostly terrorists), he has enough millitary power to attempt to do so.
By claiming he is not an anti-semite, only hates the Jewish country, and not Jews themselves, and wants to help the Palestinian nation, he pictures himself as a rightous leader, when he actually just wants Israel out of the way so the Middle-East can be in complete control of the Muslims.
Hopefully, will be attacked by the American forces stationed in Iraq if he attempts to do anything stupid.
Ahmadinejad and his government are enemies of Israel. 
However, it will be very difficult for Israel to fight him if he starts a war, since Israel doesn't have a border with Iran.
However, it will be very difficult for Israel to fight him if he starts a war, since Israel doesn't have a border with Iran.
by Urban_Fellow October 20, 2006
 Get the ahmadinejadmug.
Get the ahmadinejadmug.