Orbit Professional

An attempt of Wrigley's mark, Orbit, to seem leet by making a new gum "for adults" in a package for pills, and giving it a cool name.
-Dude, what are those pills you're taking?
-Pills? No, those aren't pills! It's Orbit's new mark, Orbit Professional!
by Urban_Fellow July 03, 2006
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revolver

A personal gun that was the earlier version of the pistol.
Basically, a usually small that has a wheel in its middle, which can be opened and bullets, up to six, can be inserted into.
It was used very commonly before the 20th century, before the pistol was invented.
If you want to see revolvers in action, watch western movies.

One of the big advantages of the revolver over the pistol, is that you can't play the popular game Russian Roulette with a pistol.
-Dude, check out my new revolver!
-Nice, but why didn't you buy a pistol intead? It is much more useful.
-Shut the f**k up! Revolvers rule!
by Urban_Fellow May 26, 2006
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babies

What Britney Spears shouldn't have had.
*Some 10 years from now*
Friend: Hey, is that really your mommy?
Britney's son: Yeah...
Friend: Wow, your mommy is, like, the biggest slut in the world!
Britney's son: I know... *Bursts into tears*

That's why she shouldn't have had babies.
by Urban_Fellow July 23, 2006
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The truly ultimate responce to any kind of stupid or annoying "why" question, or simply to a question you cannot answer.
That answer will totally piss off annoying kids who ask too many questions.
See also: because you're gay.
Kid: Why did the dinosaurs die out?
Tour guide: Because you touch yourself at night.

Son: Why do you drink so much, dad?
Dad: Because you touch yourself at night!

Little brother: Why don't you ever let me into your room?
Big brother: Because you touch yourself at night, you little brat!
by Urban_Fellow June 24, 2006
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James Bond

A fictional British super-agent, who, concidering he was the same man in all of his movies, is supposed to be more than 80 years old in his latest movies.
I swear, I read one of Ian Fleming's books, it says James Bond was born in the 20s.

James Bond is a movie charachter who NEVER gets old.
by Urban_Fellow May 24, 2007
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Jerusalem

Was and will always be the Capital city of Israel. In spite of the ignorance of the nations of the world, who do not accept Jerusalem as Israel's capital, it's said so in Israel's constitution: "United and full Jerusalem is the capital of the state of Israel".
Therefore, Israel has no intentions of even thinking of giving up parts of the holiest city.

Don't believe in geographical books which mark Tel-Aviv as Israel's capital. They are wrong.
Jerusalem has no active ambasies anymore. This mean no country accepts Jerusalem as the capital of Israel anymore.
Oh, well. They can all **** themselves.
by Urban_Fellow September 07, 2006
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Abu-Mazen

A leader who truly loves his nation and wishes to help its people to get out of the life-circle of poverty and violence they live in, but unfortunately there are too many extremistic motherfuckers who stand behind his back with a gun and do not allow him do anything.
1) Abu-Mazen was the leader of the Palestinian autonomy since the death of Arafat (may his soul burn in hell forever, amen). He led the disarm of the "Organisation for Freedom of Palestine", and negotiations with Israel.
When Hamas took over the government in the Palestinian autonomy, Abu Mazen lost most of his power. The Hamas broke the negotiations, denied Israel's agreements with the previous government of Palestine, and renewed terrorism against Israel, destorying everything Abu-Mazen worked so hard to achive.

2) If there were less extremists, and more leaders like Abu-Mazen in the Arab world, there would have been more chances to have peace in the Middle-East.
by Urban_Fellow September 22, 2006
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