Definitions by UrbanScribe7

This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face! 

What you say when a situation makes you want to get physically sick and also see someone suffer at the same time.

For example...
Christian: ALL OF YOU SATANISTS ARE DEVIL WORSHIPPERS!
Satanist: no, we aren't genius.
Christian: *pulls out "holy water* THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Satanist: this... you are so sickeningly ignorant... This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face!

This makes me want to projectile vomit onto your face! by UrbanScribe7 January 14, 2018

WalMart 

-A superstore known to be at just about every imaginable location.
-Another word for the stereotypical ebonics.

-Let's go to Walmart and get something for dinner tonight
-Someone said to me, "Can I axe you a question?", so I said "Bitch, I don't speak Walmart!"

WalMart by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017

I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw! 

What you say when there is nothing else to say so whoever you're insulting is just bewildered.

Guy 1: Fuck you Bitch
Guy 2: I know you are but what am I?
Guy 1: A pussy
Guy 2: I'm Gonna Assrape You With A Chainsaw!
Guy 1: What? I am bewildered.

I'm Gonna Assrape You With a Chainsaw! by UrbanScribe7 May 4, 2017

Axe 

-A tool used for cutting wood. Usually felling trees
-An electric guitar
-Walmart for ask.

-Check out my new axe.
-Lets play our new axes!
-May I axe you a question?

Axe by UrbanScribe7 May 3, 2017

ISIS 

The Incredibly Stupid Idiot Society.

ISIS are a bunch of dumbasses.

ISIS by UrbanScribe7 April 24, 2017

Fuckwheel 

A person who does the same annoying, irritating thing so much, they are a cycle of Fucktardedness.

You Fuckwheel! Stop doing that!!

Fuckwheel by UrbanScribe7 January 27, 2017

Fucktard 

a person who is totally aware of the correct way to do something, yet chooses to do so wrongly.

Someone who would put out an electrical fire with water.

"He put an electrical fire out with water? Of course he got electrocuted! What a Fucktard!"

Fucktard by UrbanScribe7 January 26, 2017