Definitions by Urban Non-Fictionary
Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.
o boy i can't wait anymore to uhhh... to "Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information." *sniggers* almost kept a straight face there
Chocolate
The only legal narcotic Pop Culture believes is better than sex. Made with Expired cacao, Cow boob juice, Sugar and Slavery.
Chocolate by Urban Non-Fictionary April 5, 2026
Aeroplane
not to be confused with the movie, Aeroplanes (or Airplanes or Planes) are flying coffin buses with wings full of Nitroglycerin. they carry people or products and sometimes go boom.
Aeroplane by Urban Non-Fictionary March 28, 2026
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"Sorry, we couldn't save your vote. Please try again." Is what happens when you fuck something up along the way of signing in for Urban Dictionary
www.urbandictionary.com says by Urban Non-Fictionary March 25, 2026
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Durban Uictionary by Urban Non-Fictionary March 24, 2026
Metric System
If you're 'murica or Other countries then you might not know a shit, or give a shit.
In case you're United States of America, Said Metric System is a Base-10 Measurement Unit system. Unlike the '12 inches in a foot, 3 feet in a yard, or 5,200ft TO MAKE A MILE!' you go through stuff like '10 millimeters in one centimeter, 100cm in 1 meter, 1,000m in one kilometer' And obv it doesn't just stop at just length
In case you're United States of America, Said Metric System is a Base-10 Measurement Unit system. Unlike the '12 inches in a foot, 3 feet in a yard, or 5,200ft TO MAKE A MILE!' you go through stuff like '10 millimeters in one centimeter, 100cm in 1 meter, 1,000m in one kilometer' And obv it doesn't just stop at just length
tell Murica Engineers and scientists agree more with the 500yr old french system then your shitshow outdated 700yr old body parts system. What's next? 1 neck, 8 golf balls, 1534 penises?! Metric System be better
Metric System by Urban Non-Fictionary March 24, 2026
Ragebait
What happens when you manipulate someone's "Mad Spot" and make do something out of spite. Often seen on Social Media where people will say the most fucked up things for people to click on angrily and as a result, the Ragebaiter Wins.
It's also what 75% of Urban Dictionary feels like nowadays; there's some post that offends you intentionally so much you throw your phone/tablet/monitor/television thing off the building. A process Urban won't let me post without defining it as "Ragebait"
Ragebait by Urban Non-Fictionary March 21, 2026