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rasclot

Rasclot can be an underwear or tissue with which one cleans or whipes the ass or booty. Can be used as an insult or swear word.
Mi wak ina dat room and di hole place a smell rasclot.

Look here rasclot a you mi a tak.
by Urban Dictionary May 28, 2007
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mandate

a gathering of ONLY men. Activites during mandates include cruising, playing madden, going to wendy's. When one is one a mandate, one must show the mandate symbol. This is done by crossing the middle finger and the ring finger so the hand resembles an "M".
smeazles
Damn that mandate was off the hook
by Urban Dictionary January 14, 2004
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yak and 2 lemmings

i have a yak and 2 lemmings
by Urban Dictionary December 12, 2003
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Pussy Platter

The act of blatantly offering your vagina to a man for the sole purpose of manipulating him into giving you your sexual desires.
In an email, she described to him all the things that she wanted him to do to her while in bed. She gave him a pussy platter.
by Urban Dictionary January 1, 2008
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Jiz

Spurm;Cumshot

Slang for saying u had a cumshot or spurm being relesed from your penis
I jizzed in her eye after I analed her
by Urban Dictionary March 9, 2005
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nickel

A woman of low standing in terms of physical attractiveness.

They are often the fodder for young intoxicated men also of marginal physical attractiveness, men of a high level of physical attractiveness who have either entered a state of desperation or incapacitation, or fallen wingmen.

Much like operations in mathematics, the classification of a nickel is also bound by the laws that govern their existence; this law is know as Ethan's law, discovered by a strip club owner by the same name. Ethan's law states that a nickel must possess at least two of the following characteristics: a large waist, oblong/distorted face, facial hair, double chin of the arm, or pepperoni nipples.

Although the term nickel is not the surname of this wily beast, it does provide the most succinct definition.
Ethan: Dude, I totally hooked up with this dime piece last night.

Hawke: You mean that mammoth of a women you were talking to last night, she had hair in places I didn't know a woman could have hair.

Ethan: Noooooooooooooooooooooo.

Hawke: Actually, I have a picture. (Shows Ehtan the picture)

Ethan: (Simultaneous crying and vomiting)

Hawke: Dime piece huh? More like a nickel.
by Urban Dictionary November 1, 2008
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Sexy

Sexy is defined as Proportional. Every body part is proportional to the rest of the other body parts.
eg. Eyes are the right length part. (not too close and not too far apart). If your nose is big, it pays to have big eyes and big lips then its still proportional but if your eyes are big and you have a tiny nose and tiny lips, its not proportional.

If you wondering whether your sexy or not, are your body parts and facial parts proportional to the rest. If yes you are sexy.
by Urban Dictionary December 22, 2008
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