Urban Dictionary's definitions

tag heuer

One of the best watches and chrongraphs at a mid-high price range, endorsed by many celebrities such as Brad Pitt, Tiger Woods, Jeff Gordon, Maria Sharapova, Uma Thurman and many more.

The company motto is "Swiss Avant-Garde Since 1860".

A Tag Heuer stopwatch can be seen and heard in the opening of the CBS news program 60 Minutes.
In 1962, Tag Heuer became the first Swiss watchmaker in space, after John Glenn wore one on the first US manned space flight to orbit the earth.
Mark- "Just got my new Tag Heuer Watch yesterday!"
Tim- " Damn, how much did that cost??"
Mark" More than Your used Rolex!"

by Urban Dictionary November 7, 2007

the gonzo

When a man places his testicles in a womans eye sockets and then lays his penis out over her nose, similar to the muppet character Gonzos facial features

Dude, that chick got the gonzo, pwned!!

by Urban Dictionary July 15, 2006

shitware

Synonym for spyware, adware, and any other poorly designed and useless software.

Joe: My computer is f*cked up.
Frank: That's because you've got all that shitware on there.

by Urban Dictionary March 2, 2005

girla

chicks that hang out with Cangris, or PR followers of reggaeton and dy, etc.

mira esa girla, papo! esta bien buena. me gutaria darle alli y mantenerlo real!

by Urban Dictionary July 12, 2006

Xobe

An obscure but very affective means of swatting a flying insect. One uses two chopsticks to grind said flying bug into a hard surface.

Dude Xobe that bug, its starting to piss me off!

by Urban Dictionary May 10, 2003

N

Abbreviation for Newton, the SI unit for force. A Newton is a derived unit (kg x m / s^2)

Weight is not measured in kilograms, it is measured in Newtons. That is because weight is a measurement of force while kilograms are used to describe mass.

by Urban Dictionary November 1, 2004

Twank

A cross between a "wanker" and a "twat"!

"That boy is a fucking twank".

by Urban Dictionary April 17, 2006