Urban Dick(tionary)'s definitions
When someone says something so stupid you have to look at the invisible camera, and you exclaim "akira!" because it was so stupid they need to leave you alone.
Call these niggas akira, bitch, LEAVE ME ALONE
Call these niggas akira, bitch, LEAVE ME ALONE
Retigga or tingletard : Dude, I'm telling you the new fortnite season is so good!
Person : I don't even play that game anymore, it fell off.
Tingle tard : No dude, they added this cool dance *fortnite dances*
Person: Akira
Retigga : Erm, what the sigm-
person: AKIRA, LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *curb stomps fortnite kid*
Person : I don't even play that game anymore, it fell off.
Tingle tard : No dude, they added this cool dance *fortnite dances*
Person: Akira
Retigga : Erm, what the sigm-
person: AKIRA, LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *curb stomps fortnite kid*
by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025
Get the Akiramug. A handheld that is arguably better than the 3DS but due to corporate laziness, had very little marketing and was dropped very quickly. With almost ps3 level graphics, enough power to run many android games, and ports like Bully, Gta 3, vice city and san andreas, a solid enough game catalog and a great modding community, had so much potential that was wasted due to sony working on the ps4. With some good marketing, a less rushed game catalog and more games, this easily could have surpassed the 3ds. Also if they actually implemented the rear touchpad in most games.
Collects finger prints and oil easier than anything, and is great looking, but impossible to clean the fingerprints off of.
Collects finger prints and oil easier than anything, and is great looking, but impossible to clean the fingerprints off of.
I Love my PS vita, if only sony actually cared about it. If they cared about the PSP more, it definitely would have killed the underpowered underfeatured DS. The same is true for the Vita and 3ds. DAMN YOU SONY AND CORPORATE LAZINESS!!!!!
by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025
Get the PS Vitamug. When large corporations are lazy and do things half assedly or decide to drop something to do something else because 5 billion dollars is not a large enough budget to multitask. This usually inconveniences people but not really the corporation because they only lost 2.5 million dollars, and that's chump change.
Example SONY marketing the ps vita. Yes, it happened.
Example SONY marketing the ps vita. Yes, it happened.
Person 1: The PS vita is so good!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: A handheld that playstation released that looks great and has tons of power!
Person 2: I haven't seen any ads for it or anything, if it's so good, why does nobody know about it?
Person 1: Corporate laziness is to blame as usual.
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: A handheld that playstation released that looks great and has tons of power!
Person 2: I haven't seen any ads for it or anything, if it's so good, why does nobody know about it?
Person 1: Corporate laziness is to blame as usual.
by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025
Get the Corporate lazinessmug. The act of going with a friend, similar to munting, (see munting) where a dead body is procured, preferably fresh, and banging it until it starts to shit, then eating the shit, throwing the body on someones porch, and throwing shit on their windows. Usually done by fucktards (see fucktard), tingle tards (see tingle tard) and other stupid people. It is not bunglewhumping unless you get caught.
Person 1:Dude wanna go bunglewhumping?
person 2:No, I dont wanna go to jail.
Person 1: Come on, you can have the majority of bodily fluids
Person 2: Oh, ok I guess, but only if we get (insert fucktard here)'s grandma
Person 1: Of course!
Then they end up in jail, and bunglewhump some inmates and end up in solitary.
person 2:No, I dont wanna go to jail.
Person 1: Come on, you can have the majority of bodily fluids
Person 2: Oh, ok I guess, but only if we get (insert fucktard here)'s grandma
Person 1: Of course!
Then they end up in jail, and bunglewhump some inmates and end up in solitary.
by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025
Get the Bunglewhumpingmug. The GOAT of munting, blumpkins, figging, and probably felching too. (see blumpkin , munting , figging )
Known as Mr. Belding, or brayden.
Known as Mr. Belding, or brayden.
ClaxMcB or Brayden: Sigma please! I said nuzz. I was just trying to impress the fuzz. (femboy huzz)
ClaxMcb or Mr Belding: I... I don't think im.... Reaching you anymore. *pulls out skibidi plush*
Brayden: SKIBIDY!!!
Mr Belding: WWSD. What would skibidi do.
Brayden: *Goons*
Mr Belding: Did you just.... Goon?
To be continued
ClaxMcb or Mr Belding: I... I don't think im.... Reaching you anymore. *pulls out skibidi plush*
Brayden: SKIBIDY!!!
Mr Belding: WWSD. What would skibidi do.
Brayden: *Goons*
Mr Belding: Did you just.... Goon?
To be continued
by Urban Dick(tionary) April 11, 2025
Get the ClaxMcBmug. when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally
*light pole falls on brand new truck*
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide
by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025
Get the Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hellmug. Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.
Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!
by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025
Get the Tingle Tardmug.