Urban Dick(tionary)'s definitions

PS Vita

A handheld that is arguably better than the 3DS but due to corporate laziness, had very little marketing and was dropped very quickly. With almost ps3 level graphics, enough power to run many android games, and ports like Bully, Gta 3, vice city and san andreas, a solid enough game catalog and a great modding community, had so much potential that was wasted due to sony working on the ps4. With some good marketing, a less rushed game catalog and more games, this easily could have surpassed the 3ds. Also if they actually implemented the rear touchpad in most games.

Collects finger prints and oil easier than anything, and is great looking, but impossible to clean the fingerprints off of.

I Love my PS vita, if only sony actually cared about it. If they cared about the PSP more, it definitely would have killed the underpowered underfeatured DS. The same is true for the Vita and 3ds. DAMN YOU SONY AND CORPORATE LAZINESS!!!!!

by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025

Tingle Tard

Someone who is undeniably so retarded that simply calling them retard does not suffice, and you have to say something stupid back to them so they will understand.

Joe: Hey mike?
Mike:Whats up?
Joe: the sky haha
Mike: Shut the fuck up you goddamn tingle tard, thats why your mom's pussy is gray!

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 25, 2025

Akira

When someone says something so stupid you have to look at the invisible camera, and you exclaim "akira!" because it was so stupid they need to leave you alone.

Call these niggas akira, bitch, LEAVE ME ALONE

Retigga or tingletard : Dude, I'm telling you the new fortnite season is so good!
Person : I don't even play that game anymore, it fell off.
Tingle tard : No dude, they added this cool dance *fortnite dances*
Person: Akira
Retigga : Erm, what the sigm-
person: AKIRA, LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *curb stomps fortnite kid*

by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025

Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally

*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025

Bungle Buddy

Someone who bunglewhumps with another person. (see bunglewhumping)
Either person bunglewhumping can be a bungle buddy, because bunglewhumping is traditionally done by 2 people. Group bunglewhumping is not unheard of, but is rare.

Me and jared are bungle buddies, and I can't wait to get out of prison to bunglewhump with him again!!! I love my bungle buddy jared!!!!!

by Urban Dick(tionary) February 28, 2025

Corporate laziness

When large corporations are lazy and do things half assedly or decide to drop something to do something else because 5 billion dollars is not a large enough budget to multitask. This usually inconveniences people but not really the corporation because they only lost 2.5 million dollars, and that's chump change.
Example SONY marketing the ps vita. Yes, it happened.

Person 1: The PS vita is so good!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: A handheld that playstation released that looks great and has tons of power!
Person 2: I haven't seen any ads for it or anything, if it's so good, why does nobody know about it?
Person 1: Corporate laziness is to blame as usual.

by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025

Nigga Watson

A black man, appearing about 30, about 5 feet and 11 inches tall, of a slightly muscular build who is an extremely powerful and cool nigga. He fights evil with his nigga blast, a shot of concentrated black fire and energy that decimates anything in its path. Nigga watson is approximately 6900 years old. You use his name when someone is super cool, or pertaining to coolness. Also just a cool ass name for usage in video games and other things. Also can be used in a way that means someone is a wannabe cool person.

Person 1: Dude did you see? I finally got poon from that hot ass girl on the dance team!

Person 2: Man, you must be Nigga Watson!
Also: Acting like you're Nigga Watson
Ok, Nigga Watson, shut up
Shut it Nigga Watson
That's why you're not Nigga Watson

by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025