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Bunglewimping 

The exact same thing as bunglewhumping, however in this case, you don't get caught. Bunglewhumping and bunglewimping are the same except for the getting caught part, which is removed from bunglewimping.
Dominant necrophiliac: Wanna go bunglewhumping?
Dylan: Nah bro I don't want to go to jail, so we can go bunglewimping if you want.
Dominant necrophiliac: Sounds good to me!!
The GOAT of munting, blumpkins, figging, and probably felching too. (see blumpkin , munting , figging )
Known as Mr. Belding, or brayden.
ClaxMcB or Brayden: Sigma please! I said nuzz. I was just trying to impress the fuzz. (femboy huzz)

ClaxMcb or Mr Belding: I... I don't think im.... Reaching you anymore. *pulls out skibidi plush*

Brayden: SKIBIDY!!!
Mr Belding: WWSD. What would skibidi do.
Brayden: *Goons*
Mr Belding: Did you just.... Goon?
To be continued
ClaxMcB by Urban Dick(tionary) April 11, 2025
A handheld that is arguably better than the 3DS but due to corporate laziness, had very little marketing and was dropped very quickly. With almost ps3 level graphics, enough power to run many android games, and ports like Bully, Gta 3, vice city and san andreas, a solid enough game catalog and a great modding community, had so much potential that was wasted due to sony working on the ps4. With some good marketing, a less rushed game catalog and more games, this easily could have surpassed the 3ds. Also if they actually implemented the rear touchpad in most games.

Collects finger prints and oil easier than anything, and is great looking, but impossible to clean the fingerprints off of.
I Love my PS vita, if only sony actually cared about it. If they cared about the PSP more, it definitely would have killed the underpowered underfeatured DS. The same is true for the Vita and 3ds. DAMN YOU SONY AND CORPORATE LAZINESS!!!!!
PS Vita by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025

Corporate laziness 

When large corporations are lazy and do things half assedly or decide to drop something to do something else because 5 billion dollars is not a large enough budget to multitask. This usually inconveniences people but not really the corporation because they only lost 2.5 million dollars, and that's chump change.
Example SONY marketing the ps vita. Yes, it happened.
Person 1: The PS vita is so good!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: A handheld that playstation released that looks great and has tons of power!
Person 2: I haven't seen any ads for it or anything, if it's so good, why does nobody know about it?
Person 1: Corporate laziness is to blame as usual.

Nigga Watson 

A black man, appearing about 30, about 5 feet and 11 inches tall, of a slightly muscular build who is an extremely powerful and cool nigga. He fights evil with his nigga blast, a shot of concentrated black fire and energy that decimates anything in its path. Nigga watson is approximately 6900 years old. You use his name when someone is super cool, or pertaining to coolness. Also just a cool ass name for usage in video games and other things. Also can be used in a way that means someone is a wannabe cool person.
Person 1: Dude did you see? I finally got poon from that hot ass girl on the dance team!

Person 2: Man, you must be Nigga Watson!
Also: Acting like you're Nigga Watson
Ok, Nigga Watson, shut up
Shut it Nigga Watson
That's why you're not Nigga Watson
When someone says something so stupid you have to look at the invisible camera, and you exclaim "akira!" because it was so stupid they need to leave you alone.

Call these niggas akira, bitch, LEAVE ME ALONE
Retigga or tingletard : Dude, I'm telling you the new fortnite season is so good!
Person : I don't even play that game anymore, it fell off.
Tingle tard : No dude, they added this cool dance *fortnite dances*
Person: Akira
Retigga : Erm, what the sigm-
person: AKIRA, LEAVE ME ALONE!!! *curb stomps fortnite kid*
Akira by Urban Dick(tionary) March 24, 2025

Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell

when something bad happens and you unleash every expletive you know because it pisses you off royally
*light pole falls on brand new truck*

Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell man!!!
Joe: MY NEW FUCKING TRUCK?!!!!!!!!???
Joe: Jeez fuck dammit fucking shit what the hell FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!!
Joe: commits suicide