UrBaN dIcTiOnArY's definitions

Jackass

a great TV show on mtv that airs stunts. Nothing that has ever been aired on jackass (nevermind food stuff) is as crazy as stuff ive done. they skateboard off ramps, i bike onto moving vehicles. they ride wheelbarrows dowm some retarded hill, i ride some stupid shit but fast ass home-made car thing down the fastest hill in town. they might have had an injury, i play through two football games with a broken leg.

-ignorant person- whoa that show is insane!
-intelligent drew- nah, nothing they do is that dangerous

by Urban Dictionary May 13, 2005

Floating

The term used when your extremely intoxicated or under the infuence of ecstacy and are wandering around with your friend(s)

Come on boys and we float over to the garage,the rest of the lads are floating already

by Urban Dictionary October 5, 2006

Hungarian Sundae

Taking a crap with such great volume that it is above the water line in the toilet. And to celebrate this "achievement" you leave a friend/co-worker's business card in the top as a trophy.

I have this condition where I have to take a dump after taking my first drink of alcohol. After politely excusing myself from our table, I walked into a stall and saw that someone had left a Hungarian Sundae in the bowl.

by Urban Dictionary August 9, 2010

Thruster

A person who looks/acts like someone who would hump boringly, quickly, and selfishly during the act of mating. This person would also finish his or her climax in a annoying seizure like manner, followed by insincere apologies.

Typically spotted wearing Ratt t-shirts, stone washed jeans, cotton muscle sweat pants, cut-off denim shorts, cell phone clips, high school class rings, colored tube socks with LA Gear sneakers, confederate flag fashions of any kind, brass knuckles, Kiss tattoos, Oakley sunglasses indoors, being shirtless in inappropriate locations, turtle necks under sweaters, and anything close to or including a mullet.

"Whoa, look at that Thruster! I'll bet he gives it hard and fast!"

(Pointing out a loud, stuck in 80's metal, mullet-head) "That guy is a serious Thruster!"

by Urban Dictionary June 4, 2005

Muffin Slut

A girl who acts slutty and whose stomach hangs over her tight pants like the top of a muffin.

Damn son! Check out that muffin slut.

by Urban Dictionary September 27, 2005

behemoth

a beastly animal which is abnormally large.

look at that girl shes a behemoth

by Urban Dictionary February 7, 2005

cockblock

when some motherfucker blocks you from getting pussy

when elisha was about to cop a buff from nicole eric cockblocked the shit out of him by taking nicole away

by Urban Dictionary May 16, 2006