UrBaN dIcTiOnArY's definitions

tit licker

one who licks tit; most likly a chicks tit

i want you to be my tit licker

by Urban Dictionary April 16, 2003

Jackass

a great TV show on mtv that airs stunts. Nothing that has ever been aired on jackass (nevermind food stuff) is as crazy as stuff ive done. they skateboard off ramps, i bike onto moving vehicles. they ride wheelbarrows dowm some retarded hill, i ride some stupid shit but fast ass home-made car thing down the fastest hill in town. they might have had an injury, i play through two football games with a broken leg.

-ignorant person- whoa that show is insane!
-intelligent drew- nah, nothing they do is that dangerous

by Urban Dictionary May 13, 2005

Floating

The term used when your extremely intoxicated or under the infuence of ecstacy and are wandering around with your friend(s)

Come on boys and we float over to the garage,the rest of the lads are floating already

by Urban Dictionary October 5, 2006

switzered

The act of inheriting something so good that you would need to be a complete fucking moron to fuck it up. Derived from the paper coach of the Dallas Cowboys, Barry Switzer.

George's being a complete fucking jackass was masked by the fact that they switzered him into the Presidency and sorounded him with the finest political minds of the last century.

by Urban Dictionary January 23, 2004

Phone Chess

The act of playing chess over the phone. (Like phone sex, except for chess)

"D8 to D1"
"Oh em gee! I can't believe I lost in phone chess!"

by Urban Dictionary June 26, 2008

The Tar and Feather

When one shaves their bush over a clean towell. Then takes the towell, folds it back up nicely, and places it in the cabinet. Then when the next person takes a shower, they will dry off with the towell covered in delicious pubes. The crusty crotch pubes will stick all over their clean naked body.

Jayson shaved his bush over a nice clean towell. Then he folded the towell back up and placed it in the cabinet. Later on that day Tyler took a shower and when he was finished he dried off with the pube covered towell... Tyler cried because he had pubes in his mouth and eyes. I think some of Jayson's pubes got tangeld with Tyler's pubes..Then tyler took another shower. The Tar and Feather

by Urban Dictionary November 22, 2007

Hungarian Sundae

Taking a crap with such great volume that it is above the water line in the toilet. And to celebrate this "achievement" you leave a friend/co-worker's business card in the top as a trophy.

I have this condition where I have to take a dump after taking my first drink of alcohol. After politely excusing myself from our table, I walked into a stall and saw that someone had left a Hungarian Sundae in the bowl.

by Urban Dictionary August 9, 2010