Ur Mom's definitions

ViTaMiN E

an unlethal dose of weakness

u cant lift that penny cuz u took vitamin e

by ur mom November 6, 2003

Melon Farmer

someone whos rubs the boobs of the female partner....if u catch my drift

Jake, you'r such a god damn melon farmer.

by Ur MOM November 21, 2003

James Carville

Ugly-ass, balding redneck son of a bitch politician from Louisiana. He, for some unthinkable reason, married a Republican woman. He has a face that is so ugly, he makes rats and blind kids cry. I think he should rot in Hell just for being a dumbass piece of white trash and for being so fucking fugly.

Carville in some stupid commercial from 2003 or early 2004: ...So we can argue over which one of mah cousins makes duh bes' gumbo!

by Ur Mom October 26, 2004

uber

ADJ. When something is very 1337 and can be used freely with skateboard/snowboard tricks

Also a ADV. When something is done in an uber like style

ADJ - That sick ass move he did was pretty damn uber!

ADV - He busted the move uberly

by ur mom March 4, 2004

bounced the shizzle off the hizzle my nizzle

i am not needing a bj right now. come back later u nigga.

Hey billy. Jimmy says "Bounce ur shizzle off his hizzle my nizzle!" he wants u latta.

by ur mom May 6, 2003

smacktard

smack= crack
tard= retart

smacktard= retart on crack

omfg!!!! u damn tk'in smacktard.

by ur mom March 30, 2004

french military victories

a rare and miraculous event, remember the levels of french national security are
1. run
2. hide
3. surrender
4. collaborate

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
good one but really...

by ur mom November 26, 2004