diertbag

a girl that things shes so cool by having sex with her boyfriend everyday and gives herself an abortion by sticking a hanger up her pussy to pop the baby.

im sry but jessica kehm is a diertbag. cool dude.

by ur mom June 20, 2003

tiwa

Tiwa, the french kid at Shorecrest Prep's buddhist dad, is actually synonymous with "shit".

Geez, dude! I just took a big tiwa! Don't go in there.

by ur mom March 18, 2005

queef muffin

a vaginal fart that smells like shit!

u fuckin queef muffin!!

by ur mom April 07, 2005

uber

ADJ. When something is very 1337 and can be used freely with skateboard/snowboard tricks

Also a ADV. When something is done in an uber like style

ADJ - That sick ass move he did was pretty damn uber!

ADV - He busted the move uberly

by ur mom March 04, 2004

Weak Ass Bitches

The perfect insult to address your enemies with.

I can call these people Weak Ass Bitches:
-John Kerry
-Anti-white Black racists
-Middle Eastern Islamic terrorists
-Hardcore Punks with pierced faces
-Anti-Native American people
-Ultra-liberals of any race
-Homos
-Your Mom

by Ur Mom November 06, 2004

James Carville

Ugly-ass, balding redneck son of a bitch politician from Louisiana. He, for some unthinkable reason, married a Republican woman. He has a face that is so ugly, he makes rats and blind kids cry. I think he should rot in Hell just for being a dumbass piece of white trash and for being so fucking fugly.

Carville in some stupid commercial from 2003 or early 2004: ...So we can argue over which one of mah cousins makes duh bes' gumbo!

by Ur Mom October 26, 2004

Melon Farmer

someone whos rubs the boobs of the female partner....if u catch my drift

Jake, you'r such a god damn melon farmer.

by Ur MOM November 21, 2003