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diertbag

a girl that things shes so cool by having sex with her boyfriend everyday and gives herself an abortion by sticking a hanger up her pussy to pop the baby.
im sry but jessica kehm is a diertbag. cool dude.
by ur mom June 20, 2003
mugGet the diertbagmug.

speeding nigg fag

A person of Afro-American descent, doing 70 in a 25 zone and getting flicked off or shockered by 2 or more white boys, at least one of which being jewish. These people tend to stop and turn around and curse out the white boys shortly after seeing the offensive gestures.
that speeding nigg fag is gonna turn around a pull a nine on us dude! RUN!
by ur mom March 18, 2005
mugGet the speeding nigg fagmug.

Melon Farmer

someone whos rubs the boobs of the female partner....if u catch my drift
Jake, you'r such a god damn melon farmer.
by Ur MOM November 21, 2003
mugGet the Melon Farmermug.

hot second

an extended period of time (a long time)
It's been a hot second since I've seen you!
by ur mom May 13, 2005
mugGet the hot secondmug.

guatmobile

a 1987 ford ranger or any other vehicle that is beat up and owned by a guatemalan or guat. This vehicle is usually packed with illegal immigrants such as guats, cubans, columbians, El Salvadorians, and many other types of wetbacks.
Brian:There goes ron in the guatmobile.
Me:yeah, what a piece of shit. It should be illegal to drive that shit in public.
by ur mom March 2, 2005
mugGet the guatmobilemug.

kallyn

She also talks soo much and it's soo annoying...hah it funny there are so many people that literally talk behind her back. Her clothes are way too small for her, they do make bigger sizes HUN! lol...shes also kinda chunky... if she spent as much time running as she does putting on makeup then she would prolly weigh like 60 pounds! LOL!!
Her purity ring means NOTHING to her...shes going to hell!!
by Ur Mom February 1, 2005
mugGet the kallynmug.

metal

1.music where u the singers scream and u cant understand the words
2. the best type of music ever
mayhem,cradle of filth, canniable corpse, behemoth, naglfar
by ur mom May 13, 2005
mugGet the metalmug.

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