Definitions by Ur Daddie

TWFKATWOT 

Acronym for The War Formerly Known As The War On Terror which was renamed to the Overseas Contingency Operation by Obama's administration.

Tom: What was it Obama changed The War On Terror to?

Jim: I can never remember. I just refer to it as TWFKATWOT.

Tom: Roger

TWFKATWOT by Ur Daddie March 31, 2009

porculus 

Congressional legislation plugged as economic stimulus but crammed to the gills with pork and special projects.

Barack and Nancy's porculus bills were so obese they choked the US economy and contributed to the resulting Obama Depression.

porculus by Ur Daddie March 12, 2009

Texterrhea 

Excessive texting. Texterrhea is to texting what the galloping Hershey’s is to crapping.

Nancy: Every since that POS Jim broke up with his GF Sally, she’s had a nasty case of texterrhea.
Sam: AYTMTB?
Nancy: FU
Sam: A3

Texterrhea by Ur Daddie March 12, 2009

vapor politics 

Viagrated political rhetoric found totally missing after a cursory double-o.

“He doesn’t have a chance.”

“What? You been ripping the bong dude? He'll win the nomination and the election because the average voting American can't detect vapor politics even when it's blowing their skirt.”

vapor politics by Ur Daddie February 22, 2008