Cut Cap & Balance is a pledge any sound thinking American can take which promotes cutting already enacted excessively crazy federal spending, permanently capping federal spending at a reasonable sustainable level, and amending the US constitution to require a balanced federal budget.
The pledge is commonly thusly repeated (hand over heart optional):
I pledge to require legislators to oppose any debt limit
increase unless all three of the following conditions have
been met:
Cut - Substantial cuts in spending that will reduce the
deficit next year and each and every thereafter.
Cap - Enforceable spending caps that will put federal
spending on a path to a balanced budget.
Balance - Congressional passage of a Balanced
Budget Amendment to the U.S. Constitution which
includes both a spending limitation and a super-
majority for raising taxes, in addition to balancing
revenues and expenses.
The pledge is commonly thusly repeated (hand over heart optional):
I pledge to require legislators to oppose any debt limit
increase unless all three of the following conditions have
been met:
Cut - Substantial cuts in spending that will reduce the
deficit next year and each and every thereafter.
Cap - Enforceable spending caps that will put federal
spending on a path to a balanced budget.
Balance - Congressional passage of a Balanced
Budget Amendment to the U.S. Constitution which
includes both a spending limitation and a super-
majority for raising taxes, in addition to balancing
revenues and expenses.
Tina: Yo Tom, you wild and crazy Tea Partier, you keep complaining about nutty spending liberals but I don't get what you are offering instead.
Tom: My dearest Tina, I'm not just a Tea Partier, I'm a member of The Party of FUCK NO!. Us TPoFN!’ers right now are asking every clear thinking American to take the Cut Cap & Balance pledge.
Tina: Fucking a !
Tom: Rolling over off the wet spot – I just did.
Tom: My dearest Tina, I'm not just a Tea Partier, I'm a member of The Party of FUCK NO!. Us TPoFN!’ers right now are asking every clear thinking American to take the Cut Cap & Balance pledge.
Tina: Fucking a !
Tom: Rolling over off the wet spot – I just did.
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Tom: What was it Obama changed The War On Terror to?
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Tom: Roger
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Tom: Roger
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Often otherwise known as “a suicide” or "a 911".
Often served by hookers who plan to later steal your wallet.
Children, do not try this at home. Immediately call 911 if you even hear someone discussing let alone preparing a Charlie Sheen.
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