Ur Daddie's definitions

TWFKATWOT

Acronym for The War Formerly Known As The War On Terror which was renamed to the Overseas Contingency Operation by Obama's administration.

Tom: What was it Obama changed The War On Terror to?

Jim: I can never remember. I just refer to it as TWFKATWOT.

Tom: Roger

by Ur Daddie March 31, 2009

Texterrhea

Excessive texting. Texterrhea is to texting what the galloping Hershey’s is to crapping.

Nancy: Every since that POS Jim broke up with his GF Sally, she’s had a nasty case of texterrhea.
Sam: AYTMTB?
Nancy: FU
Sam: A3

by Ur Daddie March 12, 2009

porculus

Congressional legislation plugged as economic stimulus but crammed to the gills with pork and special projects.

Barack and Nancy's porculus bills were so obese they choked the US economy and contributed to the resulting Obama Depression.

by Ur Daddie March 12, 2009

Pro Crastinator

A pro crastinator is someone who takes procrastination to the next level.

The pro crastinator's motto is "Why put off something until tomorrow that I can put off until the day after tomorrow?"

Jim: It's April 30th. Did you get your tax refund back yet?

Joe: It's April already?

Jim: Joe, you aren't a procrastinator, you are a pro crastinator. Pass me your bong.

by Ur Daddie March 15, 2011