Milk Mop

A person who's sole purpose in life is to be held upside down by their ankles and swept around like a broom so that their hair can soak up COPIOUS amounts of semen. Generally, Milk Mops also have erectile dysfunction and have yellow sandals on their feet.

"Hey man, did you hear that Ryan just became a Milk Mop?"

"OH NO I hope he will be okay, I wouldn't wanna wear yellow sandals"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024

Ascorbing

A deranged way to eat an orange, similar to going down on the orange. It involves removing a small chunk of the peel, inserting your tongue an inch inside, and making vigorous circular motions.

"Hey man, I heard that Luke was caught ascorbing last night!"
"Oh man, that's such a disgusting way to eat an orange"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Creping

An another name for a syrupy pawjob, popular in the furry community.

"Hey man, I heard that Sam and his brother are going to a Creping conference!!"
"Oh wow"

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Fottling

The act of mixing horse urine with a cat's period blood, and then washing your hair with it

Holy shit, Cameron and his girlfriend were fottling last night

by Upamonaco August 07, 2024

Grooning

The orgasmic feeling that one gets after unanesthetized double knee surgery

"Hey man, I'm feeling some grooning right now! It feels sooooo nice.

by Upamonaco November 14, 2024

Kallving

The act of two people undergoing 69 positioned sex after they've eaten copious amounts of fish curry, so that around an hour or two in, the people start shitting explosively all over each other. After the sex, the people watch Uruguayan women's volleyball

"Hey man, you wanna do some Kallving later?"
"Sorry brah, I promised that I wouldn't"

by Upamonaco December 03, 2024

Peruvian Salmon Handle

The act of freezing a dalmon, painting it red and white, then shoving it down your uncle's throat.

"Hey dude, I heard Sam gave him uncle a Peruvian Salmon Handle."

"OH gross not that!"

by Upamonaco August 22, 2024