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Something SOOOO cute that you want to hurt/kill it.
OMG! That kitten is sooo ibling!
Ibling by red_velvet_kitty July 12, 2017
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1. Swarovski crystal laden iPod earbuds.
2. Any decoration of a shiny or sparkly quality for your iPod or iPod accessories.
iBling by sailorjupiter January 19, 2008
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A variation of felching that involves a plastic straw, necessary when a fat person is involved, and the tongue can't reach the necessary depths to do the sucking.
"Hey man, you hear that John and Mark were ibling last night?"
"Ew gross, with a straw?"
Ibling by Upamonaco December 3, 2024
I was ibming over this definition
ibming by mybm May 5, 2011
Leaving your irc client connected to a server and sitting in channels even if you are not at the computer. This allows a group of users to stay in contact even if they are not active all the time.

Many misunderstand this concept and think idling means to stare at an inactive channel for hours on end but it just means leaving your client connected even if you aren't there or are doing other things.

Note: things like the following would not be possible if both users were not idling.
9:56am <user1> so user2 how are the girls?
1:12pm <user2> they are doing great! i just got home.
1:12pm <user1> thats good. tell them hi for me :)
idling by Louva-Deus March 9, 2004
Taking a huge ammount of time to reply to a question already asked.

After IBM joined the Spiceworks community it took them 1 week to reply to questions
Your IBMing again
ibming by akp982 July 24, 2009

Illing middle school CT. 

A shit school with annoying ass teachers. The school acts all fucking prestigious by naming the teams after good university’s such as Dartmouth or Syracuse even though 40% of the kids can’t even read.supprisingly,the white Christian kids are the minority but end up being the kids that shoot up the school , kids in the 8th grade get knocked up.80% of the girls are LGBTQ even though by high school they will be straight again because they think it’s so quirky.Fights run rampant in this hellhole with weave snatches being a frequent thing.the worst fucking thing is the lunch room, if you stand up for more than 3 minutes you get a in school suspension, and the food is like the shit you would find in a prison, with meat as grey as my grandmas ashes and bread as stale as the bleak ass wall, over all a general shithole.
Nigga your dumb as fuck with your 5 F-‘s but hey it’s Illing middle school CT.
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