A father so lousy, so awful, that the only good he ever did for you was help bring you into this world by donating some sperm and DNA
Jerry: Hey Jude! Isn’t that guy over there your dad?
Jude: He ain’t no daddy. He’s my father, AKA DNA donor, AKA the worst person I’ve ever known!
Jude: He ain’t no daddy. He’s my father, AKA DNA donor, AKA the worst person I’ve ever known!
by Unorthodoxy July 20, 2021
A wife or girlfriend
by Unorthodoxy January 01, 2021
by Unorthodoxy June 27, 2019
by Unorthodoxy June 27, 2019
Fred: Ah man! *rubs belly*
Rob: what’s the matter?
Fred: I’ve got the hungers… I should’ve eaten breakfast instead of goofing it with my wife this morning *stomach growls*
Rob: Are we really doing this again? Ah shoot, I guess we’re heading to the breakfast place now…
Rob: what’s the matter?
Fred: I’ve got the hungers… I should’ve eaten breakfast instead of goofing it with my wife this morning *stomach growls*
Rob: Are we really doing this again? Ah shoot, I guess we’re heading to the breakfast place now…
by Unorthodoxy May 01, 2022
My cousin is a sass tornado
by Unorthodoxy November 28, 2021
by Unorthodoxy June 29, 2019