Unorthodoxy 's definitions

Sobby

Lame, boring, bogus; Poor quality

McDonald’s and pizza used to be really good, but now they’ve gotten all sobby.

by Unorthodoxy January 13, 2026

Sewer squirrel

Something that should never be in your living room

I saw a pig showing my little brother how to make bombs. I have a sewer squirrel and I’m running to the police with a racing heart

by Unorthodoxy August 15, 2025

The hungers

Noun: intense hunger pains or cravings for food

Fred: Ah man! *rubs belly*
Rob: what’s the matter?
Fred: I’ve got the hungers… I should’ve eaten breakfast instead of goofing it with my wife this morning *stomach growls*
Rob: Are we really doing this again? Ah shoot, I guess we’re heading to the breakfast place now…

by Unorthodoxy May 1, 2022

Sass Tornado

An incredibly sassy female

My cousin is a sass tornado

by Unorthodoxy November 28, 2021

Flipiden

(Adj) - Intoxicated

Jack: “Ramona, why are you laughing and acting so strangely?”
Ramona: “Oh. Hehehe. I took a couple shots earlier. Im just a little flipiden

by Unorthodoxy October 10, 2021

DNA Donor

A father so lousy, so awful, that the only good he ever did for you was help bring you into this world by donating some sperm and DNA

Jerry: Hey Jude! Isn’t that guy over there your dad?
Jude: He ain’t no daddy. He’s my father, AKA DNA donor, AKA the worst person I’ve ever known!

by Unorthodoxy July 19, 2021

Dangler

One of those fleshy hemorrhoids that dangle from your anus

A great way to get rid of a dangler is to rub preparation ointment on it

by Unorthodoxy May 1, 2021