raisin tits

Old wrinkled tits.

I film granny porn for a living. Raisin tits are common in my line of work.

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

unicorn threesome

When 3 people have unicorn horns (dildos) on their heads and they all get fucked simultaneously whilst on their knees which makes a fuck circle.

"Since we're all dressed like unicorns for Halloween, we should have a unicorn threesome!"

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

scarefro

Having an afro so big that it scares animals and small children away like a scarecrow.

"What's up with that scarefro Frank?"
"You're scaring the children"

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

rainbowtits

The tits of a unicorn 🦄

That unicorn sure has some amazing rainbowtits!

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

toilet archery

When you shoot turds in a toilet from your ass. A bullseye happens when a turd hits the water and splashes a drop of water in the center of your butthole.

"I shit a bullseye during my toilet archery session."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025

skyshiting

Taking an emergency shit while skydiving. When you gotta go, you gotta go.

I wasn't expecting to go skyshiting when I jumped from the plane. First time I shit my pants in years.

by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025

shitstery

A mysterious shit that's in an odd location and nobody can explain who put it there. It's a mystery... a shitstery.

"Who took a shit in my Lucky Charms?"
"I'd like to solve that shitstery."

by UnicornRainbowtits February 12, 2025