Definitions by Uncle Kurtie
dispinchloafia
You know when you're on the shitter, really gruntin' one out, spend 20 minutes hammerin' the commode, and when you've finished, there's only two little knobs of doo in the bowl.
dispinchloafia by Uncle Kurtie November 16, 2006
SKIM MILK TITTIES
Titties that look like two fried eggs nailed to a 2x4. More commonly referred to as " banana titties ". Generally found on women that you wouldn't fuck on a bet.
We were at the party, she took off her shirt and scared the shit out of the whole crowd with her gnarly skim milk titties.
SKIM MILK TITTIES by uncle kurtie November 14, 2006
tampoons
Feminine protection for fat ass broads. It looks like a swamp cat-tail on steriods. Used specifically to "Tampoon" a fat bitch on her period.
tampoons by Uncle Kurtie November 13, 2006
ddt
A broad who is best described as a " Dirty, Dirty Tramp". She will hop on anything remotely phallic in shape, and generally is so eager that she has spooge stains on her t-shirt.
ddt by Uncle Kurtie November 9, 2006
heinous bush pig
A girl so big and nasty that there's no other term to describe her. Generally over 5'9", over 200 pounds and lacking in hygeine.
Dude, look at that heinous bush pig! I haven't seen one so rough since last week when you caught the clap!
heinous bush pig by Uncle Kurtie November 9, 2006
schmecho
It's the reverberating sound your nuts make against her ass when you're drilling your skank in a mens room stall.
schmecho by Uncle Kurtie November 9, 2006
ALL PRO COCK HAMMER
When your giant clam basher performs so well that your woman advertises to her friends causing your dance card to be full at all times.
She has a lot of little hottie girlfriends, so I gave her the all pro cock hammer! My phone hasn't stopped ringing !
ALL PRO COCK HAMMER by Uncle Kurtie October 28, 2006