15 definitions by Uncle Kurtie
Titties that look like two fried eggs nailed to a 2x4. More commonly referred to as " banana titties ". Generally found on women that you wouldn't fuck on a bet.
We were at the party, she took off her shirt and scared the shit out of the whole crowd with her gnarly skim milk titties.
by Uncle Kurtie November 14, 2006
Its when youre three days out from your last nut shave, and the stubble causes a rash on your partners chin and ass cheeks.
Beth: Maggie, what happned to your face?
Maggie: That goddamn Chuck has a bad case of stubble nuts, it's killin me!
Beth: Lets go buy him some edge gel or somthin'!
Maggie: That goddamn Chuck has a bad case of stubble nuts, it's killin me!
Beth: Lets go buy him some edge gel or somthin'!
by Uncle Kurtie April 27, 2007
Boss Hogans are simply put " perfect titties " You know, the right shape, the right nips, the right size, the right perk. Very hard to find, especially in a matched set.
Whoa Chuck, look at those Boss Hogans! They're awesome! Tell your little sister to get some new shirts, she's grown since last summer!
by Uncle Kurtie May 16, 2007
You know when you're on the shitter, really gruntin' one out, spend 20 minutes hammerin' the commode, and when you've finished, there's only two little knobs of doo in the bowl.
by Uncle Kurtie November 16, 2006
by Uncle Kurtie October 15, 2006
When your giant clam basher performs so well that your woman advertises to her friends causing your dance card to be full at all times.
She has a lot of little hottie girlfriends, so I gave her the all pro cock hammer! My phone hasn't stopped ringing !
by Uncle Kurtie October 22, 2006
Its when the labia of your woman covers the panocha completely, it looks like the exposed fangs of the Congo Bird spider ( tarantula ). Looks very inviting until she sinks the fangs in to fuck your life to pieces.
by Uncle Kurtie December 24, 2006