Definitions by Uncle Gunnysack

Hamslammer 

Man or woman who pursues very obese (+ 100#) people for sex, often on social media

He's a hamslammer from way on back, the fatter the better.

Hamslammer by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018

Hamslamming

Chasing after very obese sex partners, usualling on the sly or through social media ie. Riding the lardassed waves. Not applicable to livestock.

My Uncle Jerry has been hamslamming the superfat sister of yours.

Hamslamming by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018

Moped date 

Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you do it. Usually applied to any embarrassing activity you like doing, often a drive by sexing after the bars close.

That ugly guy in high school with the horse cock is Bridgettes moped date these days!

Moped date by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018

Dirty tit slide 

Butt sex finished with a tit fuck and money shot.

I heard she did a dirty tit slide at the party.

Dirty tit slide by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018

Butt echo 

The echo made by filling someones open up ended butt with liquid

Did you hear the butt echo in Mandy's ass from Tommy's beer?

Butt echo by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018

Knob gobbler 

Oral fixation with cylindrical objects, not necessarily sexual but usually is.ï

Just drink your beer without swallowing the bottle too, damn knob gobbler!

Knob gobbler by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018