Uncle Gunnysack's definitions

Hamslammer

Man or woman who pursues very obese (+ 100#) people for sex, often on social media

He's a hamslammer from way on back, the fatter the better.

by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018

Moped date

Fun to ride but you don't want your friends to see you do it. Usually applied to any embarrassing activity you like doing, often a drive by sexing after the bars close.

That ugly guy in high school with the horse cock is Bridgettes moped date these days!

by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018

Dirty tit slide

Butt sex finished with a tit fuck and money shot.

I heard she did a dirty tit slide at the party.

by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018

Butt echo

The echo made by filling someones open up ended butt with liquid

Did you hear the butt echo in Mandy's ass from Tommy's beer?

by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018

Knob gobbler

Oral fixation with cylindrical objects, not necessarily sexual but usually is.ï

Just drink your beer without swallowing the bottle too, damn knob gobbler!

by Uncle Gunnysack June 21, 2018

Hamslamming

Chasing after very obese sex partners, usualling on the sly or through social media ie. Riding the lardassed waves. Not applicable to livestock.

My Uncle Jerry has been hamslamming the superfat sister of yours.

by Uncle Gunnysack June 22, 2018