Uncle Funkalunkel's definitions

Butt Sneeze

A forcefully-ejected wordfart/word , but may sometimes be accompanied by wordbutt gravy/word , which will be wordass vomit/word .

Fool-ass Sucka: Damn, son, what is that stizzench?
Sucka-ass Fool: I ates me some grits this mo'nin' and had me a butt sneeze.

by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003

ass it up

When someone comes to your house and farts all over the place. Even one fart can be considered assing it up.

That motherfucker done came to my crib and assed it up in my motherfuckin' heezy!

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 15, 2003

Butt Gravy

When a wordfart/word is misjudged, it can drop some butt gravy onto the tighty whities. Is used to describe the gooey, mucusy ass slop that drips from a distressed bunghole.

Sucka MC: Damn, yo, I think I done shit my pants!
Pitied Fool: Naw, kid. You just dropped some butt gravy.

by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003

kk and doom

A couple of self-aggrandizing, lowlife, do-nothing shitstains the world could do without. Seriously delusional botards with demagogual complexes.

KK and Doom are the two stupidest wannabe intellectuals to be allowed to breathe.

by Uncle Funkalunkel October 9, 2003

Ja Rule

A wannabe rapper who is rumored to take it up the ass from his barber.

50 Cent owns this little beyotch, and there ain't nothin Louis Farrakhan can say to change that shit.

by Uncle Funkalunkel November 18, 2003

scallywag

When your scally becomes agitated and wiggles rigorously.

I was so itchy there I had a scallywag!

by Uncle Funkalunkel November 13, 2003

filth

The pigs, bacon, 5-0, po'-po', the Cops. The best term for Piggery is the Filth. Originated in Britain.

Cheese it, boys! Its da filth!

by Uncle Funkalunkel September 23, 2003