The Jordan of

A shout out to Michael Jordan, the greatest basketball player ever. It refers to a person who is the best in his/her chosen field.
Can you believe that birdie he made on the 18th hole to win?? He's totally The Jordan of Golf.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee October 01, 2015
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movement in the tube

Slang for needing to defecate or poop. Usually used when the urge is especially urgent.
Charlie: "Dude. Why is you're face so red???!!?
Noah: "Man, I had Japanese for dinner and there's definitely movement in the tube."
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 03, 2018
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Snakes on a Plane

This occurs when a person is flying on a plane and ends up spending most of the flight in the lavatory pooping. Most often occurs on return flights from Mexico or the Caribbean.
Boy, I never should have eaten that guacamole from the street vendor yesterday. Now I'm going to be in the lavatory watching snakes on a plane the whole flight home.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee July 25, 2020
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forking ridiculous

The increasing number of cryptocurrency forks where an existing cryptocurrency code is splits in two resulting in a newer and older version.
Hey, did you hear that another bitcoin fork is coming? Yeah, it's getting forking ridiculous.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 05, 2018
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GAF

Gluten as fuck. It's when a person prepares a dish or meal and makes absolutely no attempt to reduce or eliminate gluten.
Emilie: "Do you know if that dip is gluten free?"
Lincoln: "Hell no. She doesn't believe in food allergies. It's GAF."
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 25, 2023
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Riding redneck

When two or more people inexplicably crowd into the same side in a restaurant booth leaving the other side completely open. It looks like they are riding in the cab of pick-up truck. Usually seen at a Denny's restaurant.
I was sitting at Denny's last night and lo and behold a family of three people came in and all sat on the same side of a booth. Definitely riding redneck.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 17, 2017
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Pizza belly

The incredible unpleasant sensation of being overly full after gorging on pizza, garlic bread or knots.
Emilie: “ Why are you on the floor moaning?”
Dad: “I ate six garlic knots and seven slices of pizza. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 30, 2024
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