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by Uncle Buck, Tennessee July 15, 2025
Get the Canine crop dusting mug.Emilie: “Why are you laying on the floor moaning?”
Dad: “ I just ate seven slices of pizza and a whole order of garlic knots. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”
Dad: “ I just ate seven slices of pizza and a whole order of garlic knots. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 30, 2024
Get the Pizza belly mug.The incredible unpleasant sensation of being overly full after gorging on pizza, garlic bread or knots.
Emilie: “ Why are you on the floor moaning?”
Dad: “I ate six garlic knots and seven slices of pizza. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”
Dad: “I ate six garlic knots and seven slices of pizza. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 30, 2024
Get the Pizza belly mug.Gluten as fuck. It's when a person prepares a dish or meal and makes absolutely no attempt to reduce or eliminate gluten.
Emilie: "Do you know if that dip is gluten free?"
Lincoln: "Hell no. She doesn't believe in food allergies. It's GAF."
Lincoln: "Hell no. She doesn't believe in food allergies. It's GAF."
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 25, 2023
Get the GAF mug.Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023
Get the Ham and eggs mug.It's the extremely uncomfortable feeling of fullness after eating a meal at Cracker Barrel. Usually accompanied by a feeling of stickiness due to the ubiquitous use of syrup by its patrons and staff.
Emilie: What's wrong? You've been lying on the couch all afternoon.
Dad: I had the Momma's Pancake Breakfast at Cracker Barrel for lunch and now I've got the Cracker Belly.
Dad: I had the Momma's Pancake Breakfast at Cracker Barrel for lunch and now I've got the Cracker Belly.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 24, 2021
Get the Cracker Belly mug.The unfortunate and potentially messy situation that one experiences when defecating mid-flight and the plane experiences turbulence. The degree of messiness is directly proportional to the degree of turbulence.
Emilie: Man, what happened to your pants? You were in the bathroom forever. I was getting worried.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.
by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 22, 2021
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