Definitions by Uncle Buck, Tennessee

Canine crop dusting 

When dogs keep walking while pooping; oftentimes, crossing over onto sidewalk or street

It’s such a pain to walk Snuffles because she keeps canine crop dusting the sidewalk.

Canine crop dusting by Uncle Buck, Tennessee July 15, 2025

Pizza belly 

Incredibly uncomfortable sensation of fullness after gorging on pizza, garlic bread and/or knots.

Emilie: “Why are you laying on the floor moaning?”
Dad: “ I just ate seven slices of pizza and a whole order of garlic knots. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”

Pizza belly by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 30, 2024

Pizza belly 

The incredible unpleasant sensation of being overly full after gorging on pizza, garlic bread or knots.

Emilie: “ Why are you on the floor moaning?”
Dad: “I ate six garlic knots and seven slices of pizza. I’ve got an extreme case of pizza belly.”

Pizza belly by Uncle Buck, Tennessee November 30, 2024

GAF 

Gluten as fuck. It's when a person prepares a dish or meal and makes absolutely no attempt to reduce or eliminate gluten.

Emilie: "Do you know if that dip is gluten free?"
Lincoln: "Hell no. She doesn't believe in food allergies. It's GAF."

GAF by Uncle Buck, Tennessee September 25, 2023

Ham and eggs 

To go super crazy; crazy on steroids

Alexa: Did you see that video of the Waffle House fight??? That was ham.
Emilie: That was ham AND eggs.

Ham and eggs by Uncle Buck, Tennessee May 20, 2023

Cracker Belly 

It's the extremely uncomfortable feeling of fullness after eating a meal at Cracker Barrel. Usually accompanied by a feeling of stickiness due to the ubiquitous use of syrup by its patrons and staff.

Emilie: What's wrong? You've been lying on the couch all afternoon.
Dad: I had the Momma's Pancake Breakfast at Cracker Barrel for lunch and now I've got the Cracker Belly.

Cracker Belly by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 24, 2021

Turdulence 

The unfortunate and potentially messy situation that one experiences when defecating mid-flight and the plane experiences turbulence. The degree of messiness is directly proportional to the degree of turbulence.

Emilie: Man, what happened to your pants? You were in the bathroom forever. I was getting worried.
Catherine: It was awful. Major turdulence. As soon as I sat down, it got bumpy and poop went everywhere.

Turdulence by Uncle Buck, Tennessee April 22, 2021