hospital surf

Typically in an area with several hospitals in it, a person with no cigarettes or money, walks from hospital to hospital, scoping out the outside ashtrays fer smokable cigarette butts...After the last hospital is hit, you go back to the first...By this time, hopefully, there will be a whole new generation of fresh butts to smoke.

After Gennie locked me out, I was stuck fer a place to go, so to kill time, I hospital surfed, smokin' like a chimney the whole time.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

bell-head

A wide, bell-like head of a penis

Bitch sucked on my bell-head 'til I skeeted on her grill

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

fi-ya

Emphatic version of "fiya", used to describe superior narcotic potentcy.

Ray's shit is fi-ya...Answer ALL the phones!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

fan favorite

1. A local legend

2. Colorful local celebrity

That old dude who sells those peanuts on the street is a fan favorite.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

worm tunnel

To knowingly trespass somewhere random at night, in the dark, looking for anything stealible.

I worm tunnelled all around the cemetary with my flashlight, to find some flowers for my gurl.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

couch surf

To live/stay at someone else's home, not paying rent, buying food, or contributing to much of anything of value for the household.

Can I couch surf at your parent's house, until I get off dope and get a job?

by Uncle Beasley August 30, 2006

treat girlie

Short, attractive female who has at least one noticable eccentrically unique quality about her, which stands out. She is niether fine nor ugly.

Peep that treat girlie with the red hair and the chipped tooth!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006