Uncle Augie's definitions

choirgasm

Orgasm achieved when molesting choirboys.
Common among catholic clergy.

After one hour of intense molestation behind the altar, the bishop finally reached choirgasm.

by Uncle Augie March 22, 2009

Manchuria

Noun - A state of great confusion, identity crisis and/or internal conflict.

Named after the geographical area in present China, Russia and Mongolia

"Manchuria is not a country - it is a state of mind"

Last week I was in a constant state Manchuria.

by Uncle Augie December 2, 2009

Scatharsis

The intense feeling of relief and cleansing when just having taken a massive dump after a prolonged unfullfilled need to shit.

Having not had the oportunity to poop all day, his recent toilet visit brought an intense scatharsis.

by Uncle Augie September 16, 2012

straight outta stormfront

Used to describe something that is particulary blunt and unconcealed racist.

"You've seen the new nationalist party fliers? They're straight outta stormfront!"

by Uncle Augie July 12, 2009

Hitlore

The numerous unfounded or doubtfull rumours and myths claiming various things about Hitler, his family, sexuality, habits etc.

Internet-dweller: Did you know Hitler was secretly a gay jew?
Historian: No, that's just some old piece of hitlore.

by Uncle Augie December 27, 2012

Czargasm

Noun The gasm to end all gasms - the ultimate gasm.

"If the radiance of a thousand suns were to burst at once into the sky that would be like the splendor of the Mighty One... I have reached czargasm, the Shatterer of gasms."

by Uncle Augie April 20, 2009