perfect urban toy

A paper device, which, when thrown from a tall apartment building, can catch an updraft and begin to oscillate as it "falls", theoretically, it could fly for hours, especially in areas such as Chicago where heavy winds can produce city-wide updrafts.
When I moved to Toronto, I flew a Perfect Urban Toy from my new apartment to the Humber River.
by Umshaad Trivates January 10, 2004
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norghting

The period of time between 2:00am and 6:00am when you should be in bed, but you're up chatting with your loser friends, or some obscure chinese or australian person (or an obscure american if you are from either of those countries) on some forsaken message service such as IRC, ICQ, MSN, AOL, or Yahoo!. It's not quite Morning and it's not quite Night, but you're still up doing god-knows-what. You're always confused on whether you should say "Good Night" or "Good Morning", so here's a new one for ya: (see example)
by Umshaad Trivates January 11, 2004
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Umshaad

1) An Ardamian (Klei) word meaning "Shadow".
2) The rank of the highest authorities in Ardam.

pl. "Umshaads"
The Umshaads vetoed the decision to enact a new section of the Code of Ardam, deeming it an unnecessary complication of a simple set of rules.
by Umshaad Trivates January 12, 2004
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gak

1) A popular Ardamian word describing certain gooey substances such as slime or bodily fluids except urine and blood.

2) Breathable ~. An Ardamian reference to the chemical Perflubron, prior to the knowledge of its proper name. Also "The Gak".
1) Disgusting, this text book has gak all over it!

2) We can use the Gak to prevent our astronauts from getting crushed by g-forces in acceleration.
by Umshaad Trivates January 10, 2004
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ardam

1) 1994-2003 "Adam Rowland and DAn Mohammed" - initially "ARDAM Tech" - a tech club founded at Bayside Secondary School and which became an international Mars colonization society (later known as "The Ardamian Empire")following its arrival on the world-wide web in 1995.

2) 2004-present. "Aerospace Research, Development And Marketing" - The First ARDAM disbanded in 1999 - but ARDAM was re-opened in 2004. Shortly afterwards, the Ardamians elected to change the definition of "ARDAM".
ARDAM will one day be the most powerful economic force on the planet.
by Umshaad Trivates June 20, 2004
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comterpu

A phucked up wae to say "computer". Used heavily in Ardamian circles. also "pu", "terpu" and "ter".
I need to fix my comterpu.
by Umshaad Trivates January 10, 2004
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Trivates

1) A boy's proper name.
2) Latin: "Three Prophets".
My name is a sequence of three different ancient phophets' names. I therefore call myself "Trivates".
by Umshaad Trivates January 12, 2004
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