Umshaad Trivates's definitions

perfect urban toy

A paper device, which, when thrown from a tall apartment building, can catch an updraft and begin to oscillate as it "falls", theoretically, it could fly for hours, especially in areas such as Chicago where heavy winds can produce city-wide updrafts.

When I moved to Toronto, I flew a Perfect Urban Toy from my new apartment to the Humber River.

by Umshaad Trivates January 10, 2004

pfunky

Not quite Punkish and not quite Funky.

That guy's outfit is pfunky.

by Umshaad Trivates January 29, 2004

ardam

1) 1994-2003 "Adam Rowland and DAn Mohammed" - initially "ARDAM Tech" - a tech club founded at Bayside Secondary School and which became an international Mars colonization society (later known as "The Ardamian Empire")following its arrival on the world-wide web in 1995.

2) 2004-present. "Aerospace Research, Development And Marketing" - The First ARDAM disbanded in 1999 - but ARDAM was re-opened in 2004. Shortly afterwards, the Ardamians elected to change the definition of "ARDAM".

ARDAM will one day be the most powerful economic force on the planet.

by Umshaad Trivates June 20, 2004

comterpu

A phucked up wae to say "computer". Used heavily in Ardamian circles. also "pu", "terpu" and "ter".

I need to fix my comterpu.

by Umshaad Trivates January 10, 2004

norghting

The period of time between 2:00am and 6:00am when you should be in bed, but you're up chatting with your loser friends, or some obscure chinese or australian person (or an obscure american if you are from either of those countries) on some forsaken message service such as IRC, ICQ, MSN, AOL, or Yahoo!. It's not quite Morning and it's not quite Night, but you're still up doing god-knows-what. You're always confused on whether you should say "Good Night" or "Good Morning", so here's a new one for ya: (see example)

Good Norghting.

by Umshaad Trivates January 11, 2004

Klei

The language and writing system created to guard Ardamian secrets.

The infiltrators could not read the document, for it was written in Klei.

by Umshaad Trivates January 11, 2004

Ardamian

Anything pertaining to the secret society of Ardam.

I am an Ardamian.

by Umshaad Trivates January 10, 2004