Umbongo - England's definitions

mahusive

A splicing of the words 'massive' and 'huge'. Used to indicate that something is large in measurement, and that the size need be excitedly proclaimed.

"Did you see that burger fat Jake ate? It was mahusive!"

by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003

y-fronts

More accurately the name 'y-fronts' comes from the shape of the undergarment which can be seen as the letter 'y' in much the same way a 't-shirt' may be viewed as the letter 't'.

"Dude, where did you buy those glittery y-fronts? I gots to get me some of those!"

by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003

splidge flanks

This is the unsightly excess fat that protrudes sideways at the meeting of the thigh and buttock. More commonly found on women due to their higher natural body fat.

Splidge flanks are usually caused by excess fat, though they can also be caused by ill-fitting trousers or jeans.

"Check out that fine ass! Too bad about the splidge flanks."

by Umbongo - England March 31, 2003

rimming

The act of using one's tongue on the anal rim of another person in order to gain and/or give sexual pleasure.

Insertion of the tongue is not necessary. Circular motions in the clockwise directions are supposedly better in the Northern hemisphere, and anti-clockwise ones in the Southern.

"If he wipes his ass well, I'll give him a good rimming"

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

clitoris

A fictional vaginal area invented by Feminists circa 1963 in order to confound men in the bedroom, and therefore justify the uselessness of the male species by their inability to locate it.

Supposedly, rythmic pressure applied to a clitoris may provide headache relief in the female species.

"Along with the City of Atlantis, the clitoris is one of mankinds greatest myths."

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

dong

Slang word for 'penis'. Not to be confused with the the other male navigation organ the 'brain', (though often they can be used interchangably).

Also the sound when a musical bell is struck.

Sisquo - "Let me see that dong-da-dong-da-dong"

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003

99

Used in reference to homosexual sex. A play on the usually heterosexual 69 position, where the numerals represent the position of the sexual partners.

In England '99' chiefly is associated with a popular type of ice-cream sold by ice-cream vans that are usually seen in seaside resorts.

"I went up to the ice-cream man and asked him for a 99. He gave me a large creamy one."

by Umbongo - England March 30, 2003